Breaking News - Battleman Suspended

Hi all

It's been decided that Battleman has been suspended from team duty pending investigation into unsportsmanlike behaviour.  Curious as to why his games take so long, I can confirm that he distracts his opponents with idle chit chat and gossip at crucial moments of the game resulting in accidental queen sacrifices and the like.  He's solely responsible for holding up the majority of our matches closing by simply boring his opponent into not making moves, fact.  He can close the outstanding games he is playing then will have a little rest to have a good look at how he conducts himself

Matt