Daily Joke

A chess master died and a few days later, a friend of his heard his voice. “What’s it like where you are now,” he asked.

“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?”

“Tell me the good news first.”

“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik are all here and you can play them.”

“Fantastic!” the friend said. "What's the bad news?”

“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”