HUNGRY EUROPEAN CHESS EMPIRE AT OUR GATES… AGAIN!
It must be Summer, because all the European chess powers have once again allied themselves and declared war on our tiny Chexx Pistols nation!
That’s right, the Pistols are calling upon all able-minded club members rated <1600, to join our battle for 1WL Tournament survival against this advancing threat… estimated time of arrival: June 11th!
Won’t you please join our small force of courageous club players already positioned on the front lines? It seems we are outnumbered and outranked at the moment and need your timely help to even the odds! 💪
ALL OF YOU are deserving of medals honoring your courage to NEVER back down, to ALWAYS stand up for one another and to: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Chexx Pistols… you make me proud! 🫡 🎖️🎖️🎖️
With sincereest thanks and a hearty HIP-HIP, HUZZAH!!! 😃
— @SirReggiePith, of the Pistols’ Players Resistance 🫡
