T-DAY, JUST 4 U.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
My husband doesn't think housework is a full-time job. So for Thanksgiving I served him a raw turkey because revenge is a dish best served cold.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Hunger Games movie.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
. What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens
O turkey dear O turkey dear How lovely are thy feathers
O turkey dear O turkey dear There could be nothing better!
We celebrate Thanksgiving Day By putting your carcass on display.
O turkey dear O turkey dear You thought we were friends who came to greet you.
O turkey dear O turkey dear We gathered here to eat you!
O turkey day O turkey day The family is all together
O turkey day O turkey day We've over come bad weather
Seeing the family is so fab We'll see ya'll again in rehab.
O turkey day O turkey day We'll drink away your memory.
Young Michael Young Michael was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal. 'What are you doing?' Michael enquired. 'Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey,' his grandmother replied. 'Wow, that's cool.' Michael remarked. 'Are you going to hang it next to the deer?'
AT A Grocery Store A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied "No they're dead."
