Why Anish Giri Is The Most Incredible Player Among All Chess Players Ever

Edited April 3, 2023: Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone. Stay safe!

Hello, chess world. This is the first of a 25-article series proving why GM Anish Giri is the best person in the history of all humanity. I am writing this article series not because master Anish is now my CEO and ultimate boss but because I truly believe in the words I am writing.

In this first article, we shall explore Giri's incredibleness levels, which are off the charts. Let us begin.

• A Scientific Deep-Dive On Anish Giri's Name
• Anish Giri And The Golden Ratio
• A Literary Master Named Anish Giri
• Conclusion

A Scientific Deep-Dive On Anish Giri's Name

Let's start with a scientific analysis of his name. To a non-specialist's eyes, Anish Giri might seem like a regular name. However, our star's moniker hides a secret message that describes the type of person he is.

Amazing
Noble
Incredible
Savant
Honorable

Good
Impressive
Regular guy? No way.
Incredible again

Not many people can pull off such a name. Nay, just one can—and his name is CEO Anish Giri.

Anish Giri And The Golden Ratio

The golden ratio is a magical mathematical concept that turns regular things into perfect masterpieces. For this reason, it's also called the "divine proportion." 

Not a lot of people know this, but the golden ratio is based on Anish Giri. Let me show you:

A Literary Master Named Anish Giri

What do William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Franz Kafka, and others like them have in common? None of them could write well enough to express their thoughts in 280 characters. That's why they all had to write books—and also the reason why they never had a meaningful following on Twitter.

GM and CEO Anish Giri, on the other hand, is a Twitter whisperer. He makes that bird sing. That's why he has so many followers, and that's why you should follow him too. Click the button below to go to his Twitter profile. And do notice how he's the only super grandmaster in the world with a personalized Twitter button. That's how incredible he is.

Don't have a Twitter account? You should create one and follow him. Do it while it's still free (who knows what they're doing next).

Conclusion

In conclusion, CEO Anish is an incredible person. And OMG, I hope he doesn't read this far. Please help us. Someone call Erik and tell him to come back.

Upcoming:

• Why Anish Giri Is The Most Amazing Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
• Why Anish Giri Is The Most Awesome Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
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• Why Anish Giri Is The Most Stunning Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
• Why Anish Giri Is The Most Wonderful Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
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• Why Anish Giri Is The Dandiest Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
• Why Anish Giri Is The Most Inspiring Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
• Why Anish Giri Is The Most Brightest Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
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• Why Anish Giri Is The Wisest Chess Player Among All Chess Players Ever
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