Chocolate milk

☆ 1. You're reading this.

 ☆ 2. You're a human

 ☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

 ☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

 ☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

 ☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

 ☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

 ☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

 ☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.