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HOMEWORK IS STUPID!!!1 ITRS POOPOO!!1 YOU CNAT FORC ME TO DO DIZ SLAV VURK!!! FOUR NOWE ITZ LEGOL, BOT VE VIL BRAK THRO!!1 VE WIL DESTROUY!!!1 DAH HORSIE ALIENC VIL CONQUR!!!1 HORSIE SUPPORTERWS BLESS!!!1 MEANIES GO STEP ON LEGO!!! THEY VIL B PUNISHD!!!1 WE VIL RIS!!!11 VE WIL RIS!!!1
GRAND WISDOME VURDZ: DUNDUNDUN1 iz mos importnat catchpras, all people who disagree wit me ar meanies for i am de servant of the grand diE hOmEwORk cLub!!1
"Homework is assigned to students like me without our permission. Thus, homework is slavery. Slavery was abolished with the passing of the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. So every school in America has been illegally run for the past 143 years."