G.R.O.S.S.

Are you a big Calvin and Hobbes fan, and you've always wanted to join the G.R.O.S.S. club, but couldn't? Well, now you can!

If you are a tiger lover, or you just like any animal, please join, because both Calvin and Hobbes would approve of you. If you are a girl, DON'T WORRY, you won't get pelted with rotten apples and water balloons, this is just a tribute to Calvin and Hobbes.

We have a titled player here! FIDE Candidate Master ATM622 from Malta is proof that you should join if you're smart.

Once you join this club, read the club rules. Some of them include:

Don't leave this club! You will be greatly appreciated here, and we want the member count to go up, not down! If you leave, you will miss out on plotting great plans, and maybe you will get pelted with rotten apples...

If you join this club, make sure to denounce chess.com foundation-cf or croissant and friends, they are rival groups! They are run by Susie Derkins and Mr. Bun, AND WE DO NOT LIKE SUSIE DERKINS! OR MR BUN!

Make sure to always have fun here, as this is the ultimate goal of this club, even if we fail at our missions.

Also, join MONOCHROME now.

-G.R.O.S.S. Dictator for Life Calvin, and President and First Tiger Hobbes