Hello friends!

I do not know about you, but we, latvians like anecdotes, especially short ones. So I would like to introduce with some. Have a nice day, my friend.

My wife has severe angina. Poor poor - I can see with my eyes that all she wants is to shout at me, but she can't ...

Medical evolution:
The year 2000 BC: Bad? Eat these roots!
The 1000th year of our era: Roots are bad - you are superstitious! Pray!
1850: Prayers will not help, drink this potion!
1940: Potion is poison! Take these pills!
1985: Tablets do not work. Take these antibiotics!
2010: Antibiotics are artificial, eat these roots!

The correspondent asks the head doctor of the madhouse:
- How you determine if the patient has recovered?
- We fill the bath full of water, put a teaspoon and a large jug next to it, and let them release the bath from the water as soon as possible.
The correspondent smiles and says:
- Any normal person will take a mug.
- No, a normal person will pull out the bath plug.

If you help the criminal before and during the crime, then you are an accomplice (a suspect).
If you help after the case, then - a lawyer.

However, a woman needs a husband, because the government and the weather alone cannot be blamed ...

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- Tell me, buddy, how did your wife went crazy?
- Well, you see - we were in the mountains, and there was a very good echo, but the wife is used to the fact that the last word always belongs to her ...

British researchers have found that men have stronger willpower and self-discipline - can a woman, for example, spend three days calmly past a sink full of dirty dishes, or, say, half a year of peaceful walking past a New Year's tree in the middle of the room? ..

The teacher read the students' essays on the topic "How I spent the summer" and cried - now he knew how he would have wanted to spend the summer ... but the years have passed by ... Yes - and the summer is over ...

L'École Française Jules Verne de Riga

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