Ministry of Magic HQ
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Good. Now that we have the formalities out of the way, we can proceed!
Welcome to your new workplace ๐งโฉลโฑซโณโฑคฤ๐ฎโตØษโฆโตลโฑ ๐งโ๏ธ็ชไน็ชไนไนๅฐบ. You have been invited here because you are either an Administrator or a Super Administrator in our ๐๐ท๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฌ๐ธ๐ท๐ท๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ๐ต๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ด๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ง
Our roles are simple here. To create challenges, uphold law, order, and discipline๐ง๐ปโ๏ธ And while we're at it, why don't we include a bit of fun, beguilement, and Magical illusions too ๐๐ฉ- After all, you have all been carefully selected for this utmost serious of serious jobs. More serious than Sirius Black ♠๏ธ
Your pay๐ซฐ๐ป? I want to say that the honor of being a part of the most prestigious๐ government public service that exists in our Magic World๐should be more than enough. Only we all know that you're here for our Legendary Irish Lamb Stew ๐ฆต๐ป๐๐ฒ*sigh* Well, I guess we couldn't keep this exceptional and extraordinary delicious Rowena Ravenclaw๐๐ฆโฌ recipe to ourselves forever๐ฅ- In that case, be warned; Every blasted๐ฅFriday๐
We all have to go through this ruckus over and over again again in our cafeteria๐ฝ๏ธOur Team shouting and screaming as Hagrid๐ฟ๐ช๐ป knocks over everyone in the line without any semblance of decorum or restraint whatsoever!... Anyway, you get the gist of it, I think๐ฅ- So my advice is to be quick and nimble like a fox๐ฆif you want your fill of this gastronomical wonder๐ฉ๐ป๐ณ featuring big chunks of lamb๐๐ฅฉ๐คค
“Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you the illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.”
โ Tennessee Williams, The Glass Menagerie
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& our๐งโฉลโฑซโณโฑคฤ๐ฎโตØษโฆโตลโฑ ๐งโ๏ธ
