This forum contain basically some chess jokes and funny stuff.

Top ten times when to sense danger in chess:

10. There seems to have been a change in the pawn structure; your opponent has 8 pawns and you have none.

9. Your opponent starts throwing pawns at your eyes.

8. The director and scorekeeper of the tournament are drunk.

7. You just noticed that your opponent's initials are GM.

6. Your opponent announces mate in 11 when you make your opening move.

5. You just finish playing the opening and notice that your opponent's playing the endgame.

4. You control no squares.

3. You have the position won, buy your opponent has a gun (hey that rhymes!).

2. Your offere for a draw sent the spectators into uncontrollable laughter.

1. Your opponent has 3 bishops.

Hope this is entertaining! :P

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