https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/sus-quotebook

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/suspicious-quotation-booklet is the new one

just to make sure we can always get in, here are some links to other random war base forums whose titles probably won't get edited:

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/banana-is-emo-1

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/top-10-eli-moments

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/hi-2836-1

from before the ant spam

Add sus quotes from our group chats here (DO NOT CENSOR).

Everyone is a SA so you can all edit post; do not put the quotes in the comments.

"uwu" - @BananaPeeIeater

"I need to fuck tree" - @ChessMasterGS => "he will take his clothes off" - @concernedtrap123

"PEE FOR ME" - @ChessMasterGS

"fuck would be so good rn" - @Duck

"ur dog is hawt" - @BananaPeelEater

"It's soooooooooo long" - @ScatteredWealth

"i suc bal" - @BananaPeelEater

"i suck the most bal" - @BananaPeelEater

"cum" - @BoxJellyfishChess => "yum" - @BananaPeelEater

"I love eating roast suck with cheese dick" - @TheCheeseDuck

"A smothered mate isn't a one night experience, the excitement from a smothered mate can last a lifetime" - @mrfreezyiceboy => :I still feel joy from smothered mates I've played over a year ago. This is so true!" - @ricorat

"where his bal supposed to be" - @BananaPeelEater

"shit up" - @frog

"urs is smaller than my pp" - @frog

"I would be her husband" "so we s** 69 times" - @Tallicycube

"fuck would be so good rn" - @frog => "ikr" - @BananaPeelEater

"senpai uwu~ ^^" - @BananaPeelEater

"kenya?" - @Duck => "KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH" - @BoxJellyfishChess => "yes, yes I can fit them" - @BananaPeelEater

"sorry I'm smashing kids" - @ant

"BEAT ME UP" - @BananaPeelEater

"you should fuck white" "you should have intercourse with aalisherbhatti" - @frog

"I just smashed somebody higher than me" - @ant

"ouchie" "that hurted" "DO IT AGAIN" - @BananaPeelEater after getting punched

"i am bred now" - @BananaPeelEater

"CUM ON YOUR FACE" - @frog => "cum on my face? yum" - @BananaPeelEater

"let me into club or i will cum" - @frog

"she really wants to do it" - @TheCheeseDuck => "i really want to do what? get fucked? suck balls?" - @BananaPeelEater

"we should fuck frogs" - @BananaPeelEater

”semen 🤤” - @BananaPeelEater

"cum for me next" - @frog => "no u cum for me" - @BananaPeelEater

"cum for me daddy" "ejaculate on my face please" "i will pay 20 v buck" - @frog

"senpai fuck me" "oh shit" "WRONG CHAT" - @BananaPeelEater

"italian sex" - @frog => "🤤🤤🤤" - @BananaPeelEater

"i wont go to slep unless i slep with someone" - @BananaPeelEater

"still so many dicks to suck" "dicks are nice" - @BananaPeelEater

"fucking indonesia" - @frog

"whores" - @TheCheeseDuck => "I take it as a compliment" - @BananaPeelEater

"so i was pole dancing and this guy came and grabbed my balls" - @frog

"my vagina was hurting what did you expect" - @BananaPeelEater

"i can give you free rides too" - @BananaPeelEater

"he eat out magmas carlsen 😏😏😏" - @frog => "i love his cum" - @ant

"I love fucking orange" - @frog

"I love the taste of ass" - @frog

"AMONENG US SUSSUUS I VENTED INTO YOUR MOMMAY" - @frog

"NO FATHER OR FRINED S OR CHICKEN OR BOE HOW HOW HOE OR TOES OR LIFE OR MONEY" - @frog

"i will give you my cockie" - @frog

"i want ur cockie" - @ant

"i have 200 cockie B)" - @BananaPeelEater

"i love you <3" - @BananaPeelEater => "she wants tallicy to cum inside her" - @ant

"such a fucker" - @BoxJellyfishChess => "we should cum in him" - @frog => "I love cumin" - @BoxJellyfishChess

"hi I am eli will cum" - @frog

"UGH FINE I ADMIT I LIKE BANANA" "i need my pp in banana" "i need my d in banana" "i need banana asshole" "i need her now augh"- @Tallicycube

"im goin complete porn" "I filmed ur mom" - @MonkeyCMonkey

"I didn't do shit today, not even porn" - @LazyDog24

"cum for me" - @ProdigousPatzer => "already am" - @LazyDog24 => "I'm jerking off rn" - @Duck=> "yes jerk" - @MonkeyCMonkey

"I like owning people" - @ProdigiousPatzer

"I DONT WANAN DO TIT" - @BananaPeelEater

"You have to eat the WHOLE banana. Everyone knows that. If you can only eat halfway then that's a skill issue tbh" - @Duck

"fuck you" - @BoxJellyfishChess => "yes, fuck me " - @BananaPeelEater

"It is decadent, boring, and imposes social pressure" - @ChessPawn921 => "like me" - @BananaPeelEater

"imo its funny to see 10 yr old girl showing off their ass" - @BananaPeelEater

"SOMEONE HAS TO INSERT PP IN BPE" - @Tallicycube => "ya do it" - @BananaPeelEater

"hes vampire" "always awake, extremely white, and sucks blood" "my best friend's name is blood" - @BoxJellyfishChess

"lightning brought brings people to his basement" "for sucky sucky time" - @LazyDog24

"we can have lesbian orgy" - @frog

"i love sucking lightning's cock" - @alphaous

"i love sucking lightning's cock" - @Wind

"i love sucking lightning's cock" - @Lightning

"Deez nutz UwU" - @BananaPeelEater

"my own friend told the class how i said i was good at fucking her dog uwu" - @BananaPeelEater

"I love fucking clams" - @BoxJellyfishChess

”mmmm now I want more eggplant” - @BananaPeelEater

“I, too, like smashing pillows until the white sutuff comes out” - @This_Cruel_Moon -> “white stuff yum” - @BananaPeelEater

”🥜 as in ligma” - @Brooksvillechess -> “yes plz uwu” - @BananaPeelEater

”EGPLUNT CUM ALL OVER ME THATS WHY THEY CALL ME ELI CUM 🗿🔥🗿😎😎💪💪🗿🔥🔥😎🗿💪🗿” - @frog -> “oui” - @Tallicycube

”you make my tip tingle” - @RapturousRhinoceros -> “daddy” - @frog

”pp” - @Peril1234 -> “that’s what frog loves” - @Brooksvillechess -> “😘😘😘” - @frog

“Skis r long" "you know what else is long?” - @Hydrahta -> “squid’s dick?” - @BananaPeelEater

”minots in your- 😏” - @frog -> “WHERE” - @ant -> “😩🥵” - @frog

“helo daddy” - @frog -> “hiiiiiiii 🤤” - @Duck -> “daddy spam in my harder” “spam for so long and hard” -> @frog -> “the spam doesn’t fit 😩😩😩” - @Duck -> “almost 7300 spams being inserted into me 😩😩😩” - @frog

“you are loved” - @Terfuz -> “by your anus” - @kitkatboy1

“cum” - @BananaPeelEater -> “it would be so awesome” “ it would be so cool” - @JRPYTHON

”i love banana 🍌 😏” - @Squid

”im not going to take bananas shit in my ass” - @TheEagleStriker

”TESTICLE MILK” - @TheEagleStriker

“MILK BALLS””MILK” - @TheEagleStriker

“brooksville, shove it in >: D” - @TheEagleStriker

”will you have self pleasure with banana” - @TheEagleStriker

”i want to see your upload on ph” - @TheEagleStriker

“i got squid x banana porn already” - @TheEagleStriker

”BALLS” “OMG” - @TheEagleStriker -> “um” - @BananaPeelEater -> “MILK BALLS” - @TheEagleStriker

”why you ‘rapping’” - @Martux09 -> “and not raping” - @Mattew -> “k but why you raping and not raping” - @Martux09 “bruh””do you like raping martux? - @Mattew -> “idrk” “sure ig” - @Martux09

”now what me and banana do .._.” - @Tallicycube -> “bro what xD” - @Mattew -> “should we 😏” - @Tallicycube -> “should u what” - @Mattew -> “should we sleep LOL” - @Tallicycube“ -> “sus” - @Mattew

“yum” - @Duck -> “open wide son 🍆🍆🍆🍆 🍆 🥛🥛🥛🥛” - @frog -> “ok “O ” - @Tallicycube

“69 me” - @Tallicycube

”you got love?” - @Tallicycube

“fry me” - @Tallicycube

“if me and banana talk will you say we are flirting?” - @Tallicycube

“now give your milk daddy” - @Tallicycube

”I LUB BPE” - @countryballwarrior53428 ( tallicy’s alt )

“cheese strippers 😏” - @Duck

”so cool daddy” - @An_Angry_Pawn -> “😩😩😩” - @Duck

”I want to suck on bananas” - @This_Cruel_Moon

”I also like it when random ppl slide into my dms 😏” - @This_Cruel_Moon

“do you jerk off to men” - @RapturousRhinoceros -> “si” - @LazyDog24

”I love men” “cum” - @alphaous

“ur mom” “is hot 😏🤤😩” - @alphaous

”I am a pathetic human being” “I suck on box’s 🍆” - @alphaous

"I love pp" - @BananaPeelEater

"Ur mom" - @Lightning (Feb 18th, 2023)

"I got.... bullshit..." - @Lightning

"The dick riding crazyyy" - @Rodgy

”That wasn’t long” - @Nimzo-IndianaJones -> “unlike my d” - @TheCheeseDuck

”pp” - @Trophies100

"It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum" - @BoxJellyfishChess -> "Better to sink in the cum fr fr 😋😋" - @BananaPeelEater

"I love recording myself sucking lightning's dick" - @WillemmelliW

“dick inside me 💀” @BananaPeelEater

"I did some shitty stuff... I was a fucking pet uwu" - @BananaPeelEater

"You should fuck some ducks" - @BoxJellyfishChess -> "I AM DOUNG RIGHT NOW" - @WillemmelliW

”i love to jack off to little girls” “I am 69”- @WillimmelliW

”MOTHERFUCKER SHITEATING BITCHASS DICKSUCKER WHORE BASTARD” - @BoxJellyfishChess

”Should I suck lightning's microscopic cock now?” - @WillemmelliW

"hi nigers" - @TheCheeseDuck

"hi fucks" - literally every hyper player before 4pc merge

"do you really think id get pregnant" - @BananaPeelEater

"you realize everyone dies one day and technically you kill yourself by eating junk and doing drugs etc so" - @TheCheeseDuck

"cheesedick" - everyone in gc (mainly @ant and @BoxJellyfishChess) except me

"if you win do you become a gaylord" - @frog

"i just replied with 'in the balls? i dont have any'" - @BananaPeelEater

"hE CALlED yOU bABY GIrL 🤭" - @BananaPeelEater

"that's like saying a guy that assaulted raped and killed 20 people then didn't do anything for 10 years is innocent" - @TheCheeseDuck

"*gasp* kick me where" - @BananaPeelEater

"willem why are you obsessed with frog " "no offense but do you have a sexual desire for him" - @TheCheeseDuck -> "i am sorry" - @WillimmelliW

"i made cockies" - @TheCheeseDuck -> "can i have some 🥵" - @BananaPeelEater

”Bigger, Digger, Chigger, Jigger, Rigger…….I’m sorry guys….NIG-! ” - @crayon

"I even raped her potato"- @BananaPeelEater

"lmao what are you wearing then" - @BoxJellyfishChess -> "nothingg..." - @BananaPeelEater

“You can't eat me, no matter how hard you try” - @Danish_Gambiter -> “what if we try really really hard? “ - @ChessgodSkatemutation

“SUSSUS AMOGUS I VENTED INTO YOUR MOMMAY” - @frog

”NO SPAM COMPREHEND THE POWER OF EGGPLUNT” - @Duck -> “🍆” - @Brooksvillechess

”buns” - @Brooksvillechess -> “🍆🍆🍆🥛🥛🥛💦💦💦🌭🌭🌭” - @frog

“🧴🥛🧴🥛🧴🥛🧴🤤😩🤤😩” - @frog -> “milk” “yum” - @Duck

”daddy cum in my mouth 🥛🍆🦍” - @frog

if that happened i would rape a potato again - @BananaPeelEater

”boobtys? ” - @Duck-s

”banana, pls come” - @nk507053

“its black history month” - @frog -> “Ik, which is why I’m not kidnapping black kids!” - @alphaous

”why is my dinkle hard” - @frog -> “😈” - @crayon

"I wanna ride myself tho I'm so hot~ 😫" - @BananaPeelEater

"ride frog he seems to like sex" - @TheCheeseDuck

"banana masturbating in school" - @frog -> "yes uwu" - @BananaPeelEater

"We're more important than masturbating" - @Nimzo-IndianaJones

”sus=ssy squaured by the ratio of 😏🍆😩” - @countryballwarrior53428 (tallicy)

"banana stop fucking yourself" - @frog -> "yea also stop riding your friends like thats statutory rape my guy you can go to jail for that" - @TheCheeseDuck

"WE WIL WE WILL FUCK YOU" - @kitkatboy1 -> "Me please f me I want huge e inside me" - @Toilet_Paper

""you break eggs to make omelettes. rip egg boi" " - @Brooksvillechess -> "no you don't" "yuo break minot" - @frog

”Petition for @crackedcipher to write erotica on bible incest lore” - @hvenki

"anyone wanna see my feet pics 🥵🥵😏😋" - @Mattew

”I love sucking cock and and cumming inside of kids” - @asassin3752

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“I can show you the magic of cock sucking and how to properly insert a shlong into the hole” - @assassin3752

“do you like cock?” - @Duck-s -> “yes I drink cock i tink it very good” - @frog -> “how do it taste?” - @Duck-s

“why do you dad give you his cum” - @frog -> “um cause he say it was for cake” - @Duck-s -> “where he gave it!???” - @frog -> “in a bedroom””my neighbor of 20 was there too” - @Duck-s

“I can show you the magic of cock sucking and how to properly insert a shlong into the hole” - @assassin3752

“do you like cock?” - @Duck-s -> “yes I drink cock i tink it very good” - @frog -> “how do it taste?” - @Duck-s

“why do you dad give you his cum” - @frog -> “um cause he say it was for cake” - @Duck-s -> “where he gave it!???” - @frog -> “in a bedroom””my neighbor of 20 was there too” - @Duck-s

"they call me the dicksucker" - @assassin3752

"im not a supremacist im just supremely racist " - @pekking, otherwise known as @frog

”so funny its making your dog cum” - @bananapeeleater

”give me my dad back or I will rape your cousin” - @bananapeeleater

”The magic wand is my favorite vibratory personally ” - @crayon

https://www.chess.com/club/gay-porno-squad -> no further explanation necessary

"I joined the gay porno club" - @A_Catfish

"DADDY" - @1Username2awesome3 -> "yes" - @Squid

"Ligma is my friend" - @MeaslyTurtle56

”ass holes are loose and i cummed in your bootyhole last night before i had fucked your mom” - collaboration between @Trophies100, @Brooksvillechess, @Nimzo-IndianaJones, @crayon, @whisper2016, and @BananaPeelEater

"how the fuck do you spit a tongue bitch" - @frog

"Nahh tbh i was simping Natsuki so its okk" - @Mattew

"Anyone wanna sleep with me pls i don't wanna be sleeping alone" - @Mattew

”if you keep opening your mouth dicks will be stuffed into it” - @BoxJellyfishChess -> “:0” - @BananaPeelEater

"The force of attraction is proportional to the mass of the object" - Isaac Newton

"Hey Girl😏 Do you have an exposed position? cuz I wanna slide my rook into your back rank and mate you." - Hikaru Nakamura

“…suck lightning's dick like me” - @BoxJellyfishChess

”Imagine what that squid could do to me with those tentacles” - @A_Catfish

"Bro...brown haired Anna Cramling was just... 🤤" - @cogahdintreach

"Fish in the semen" - @Trophies100

"I am cummming for u!" - @frog

"Hey Lightning, can I test out what you call “Dimas Period” - @HornetCruise

"when hot liquids come into my mouth I do react. I moan... in pain obviously" - @OnyxOrca

”BE FUCKED FROM EXISTENCE” - @GoofyAhhSh

”BRO THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GENITAL BESTRIDING” - @alphaous

"that palm tree makes me so horny oml" - @BananaPeelEater

”if u a motorcycle then can I ride u ” - @Rodgy -> “v” - @zen516

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