The Not So Deadly Viper Assassination Squad Club Band Group

So,we do play chess but we don't have a quiz ,a raffle ,a puzzle ,a vote or anything else that ends in 'z' or 'e' involving thinking. We don't care about your rating or if you know the first ten moves of the Nimzo-Kankowski-Orangutan Gambit by heart.We are here for the humor .It's hard work. Not insults,not foul language ,not bad manners...humor. So if you can take what you dish out and still be super cool about it ,if you have a sense of humor with a rating of at least 2100 or you agree that Snatch is arguably the coolest movie ever made this group is probably for you , we think...maybe. We also play chess. You can only join if you pass the test….you have to tell jokes then we send you negative criticism and see how you react. After that we torture you.Else you can just buy your way in.Oh and you have to be cool ...very cool ,not necessarily Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction cool but definitely cooler that Samuel L Jackson in Star Wars.