In the beginning was the Plan and then came the Assumptions and the Assumptions were without form and the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness was upon the faces of the workers and they spoke unto their group heads, saying:

“It is a crock of sh!t and it stinketh.”

And the group heads went unto their respective section heads, saying:

“It is a pail of excrement, and none may abide by the odor thereof.”

And the section heads went unto their managers and did sayeth unto them:

“It is a container of dung, and it is very strong such that none may abide by it.”

And the managers went upon their directors and did sayeth unto them:

“It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength.”

And the directors went upon their senior directors and did speak thus:

“It contains much which aids plant growth and it is very strong in a certain aspect.”

And the senior directors went unto the group vice-president and did sayeth unto him:

“It promoteth growth and is singularly powerful.”

And then the group vice-president went unto the president and spake thusly unto him:

“This powerful new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency in all respects and in this area in particular.”

And the president looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good and the Plan became Policy.

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