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Woman on Top (Board)
You're the top! You're Miss Pinkham's Tonic
You're the top! You're a high colonic
You're the burning heat of a bridal suite in use
You're the breasts of Venus
You're KIng Kong's penis
You're self-abuse!
You're an arch in the Rome collection
You're the starch in a groom's erection
I'm a eunuch who has just been through an op
But if Baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
(scatological parody of Cole Porter's Anything Goes, 1934)
