I met a flibbertigibbet who liked to bibble and babble
She had a knack for cacodemonomania and loved to dabble
In dragoman duties and vexillology studies
She was a lackadaisical lass with a cattywampus class
She wore winklepickers and carried a zax
She had a ratoon in her pocket and a jargoon in her hat
She liked to xertz her drinks and pandiculate in the morning
She had a nudiustertian tattoo and a yarborough ring
She spoke in onomatopoeia and used taradiddle liberally
She suffered from kakorrhaphiophobia and ultracrepidarian malady
She was a mumpsimus of the highest order and a quire of fun
She was eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious, my hullabaloo honey bun