I met a flibbertigibbet who liked to bibble and babble She had a knack for cacodemonomania and loved to dabble In dragoman duties and vexillology studies She was a lackadaisical lass with a cattywampus class She wore winklepickers and carried a zax She had a ratoon in her pocket and a jargoon in her hat She liked to xertz her drinks and pandiculate in the morning She had a nudiustertian tattoo and a yarborough ring She spoke in onomatopoeia and used taradiddle liberally She suffered from kakorrhaphiophobia and ultracrepidarian malady She was a mumpsimus of the highest order and a quire of fun She was eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious, my hullabaloo honey bun