my ganglish diss track to MC. its set to the beat of shook ones part II
Yo, Mimi, I’m clocking ya. Christmas wish? Nah, mate, that’s bare obvious. Year in, year out, same tune, same buzz— Ain’t no muppets here, bruv, we smell the dodgy fuzz.
Yo, Mariah, you sippin' on December, it’s a scam, "Holiday Empress"? Nah bruv, missed your jam. Them chimes don't chime like they once did, it’s stale, You got one banger, stretchin' it like a long-tail. Year in, year out, playin' the same game, Pretendin’ you’re Saint Nick, but we know it’s all lame. A one-trick wonder, with them tunes on a loop, Think the squad’s cheery? Nah, we’re in the hoop!
It’s kaput, mate, the buzz has skedaddled ages ago, "All I Want" is a con, like a cheeky show. Every year, same tune, you’re winding us up, But the hood’s not buying, we’re done with that cup.
Yo, peep dat jingle, ain't no merry banger, just a dough chase zing, Mimi struttin' like a budget king. Christmas bops? Nah, we swervin' hard, that track's ancient, mate, just chillin' in the yard. You’re all over ads, flicks, mad cringey dance, milkin’ this jam till the cow’s lost its chance. Ain’t no good vibes, just a loud ol’ clatter, crew’s in the trenches, dodgin’ all that chatter.
It’s toast, mate, the buzz is long gone, "All I Want" is a hoax, call it a con. Every bloomin' year, same old jam, But the streets ain't down, we're done, fam.
Yo, Mariah, gotta spill the tea, mate, You popped off, built a whole estate. Them cheques be heavy, but the vibe's gone weak, Christmas ain't yours, it's for all who seek. Mandem dodgin' your high notes like wild darts, That fake snow jam, bruv, it’s burning hearts. Props where it's due, but time to stride, 2024’s rollin', and your shine’s half-tied.
So zip it up, Mimi, hang those beats, Let the block chill, no need for repeats. “All I Want for Christmas”? Nah, that's all done, The crew’s craving hush—no more tunes, just fun.
F### you MC (mic drop)
who should I diss next?