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Yeah um I got kidnapped moliopusumpis tried to destroy all letters forever but rosi, the letters, and I teamed up to defeat Moliopusumpis um, he's dead uh, prob shouldn't say how that happened for two reasons 1. prob not good to have everyone knowing how parts of the keyboard can be destroyed 2. don't need to remind rosi about it, she's already sad enough uh, may have destroyed the moon by accident too so um not sure so if i destroyed the moon and we're all done for sry my bad

Pis got me But he's stupid He's actually letting me go on chess.com to play my daily game moves So I can talk to you guys Unfortunately, you can't help me Well, soon you can Pis will soon be using me as bait Don't do what he wants For now I'm on my own Oh wait I should tell you where I am The Moon I'm an astronaut So yeah There's surprisingly good wifi here I'll defeat Pis soon

Qwerty and friends when they join I want them to become SA, so if I'm not on tomorrow when they do miracle can you upgrade them? also I want them maybe to run the club so they Can invite whoever they want! Whether a lot or little

What do you think?

zxcv: 100% of you guys didn't know, but I do vlogs, and yeah, I used to un Jared's fan club, but now I have my own club! I'll show you what an awesome guy like me does daily (when I'm human) Okay, so other than eating and drinking I actually drive. I know, super advanced. Want to see me drive? Let me go outside first and show u my awesome car- Qwerty arrives* zxcv, what are you doing? zxcv: I thought u were reading a book. Qwerty: What did I say about vlogs? zxcv: to not do it. Qwerty: So don't! Wait till we're letters first. zxcv: but what about my Porsche? Qwerty: zxcv!! zxcv: uggggg fine, see u guys later I guess :/ *ends video*

So, um, it seems like Qwerty's friends got kidnapped or something, but they're missing so yeah

Qwerty is obviously just pronounced: "kuh-wer-ty"  but how do you guys pronounce Uiop? Do you say it like the letters: "U i o p" or like: "You-i-ohp" I do. and asdfg? well, her name's kinda annoying tbh, i just say it like the letters: "a s d f g" I don't try to make it one word. and hjkl? same thing for asdfg, just the letters: "h j k l" And zxcv? Same thing as hjkl, just the letters: "z x c v" Bnm? Same as zxcv, just the letters: "b n m" So, what about you guys? I know everyone pronounces Qwerty like I do, but what about Uiop?

Yes you read that right. Recently, I made the wanted poster. This said they were all missing except Qwerty and Bnm. However, Bnm went to find them and hasn't been seen since. And Qwerty. Well, the hospital just went off lockdown due to Qwerty being stolen by Dr. Pinisupinoly. By hacking the hospital cameras and records, I discovered that this was Dr. Moliopusumpis Pinisupinoly. The guy who kidnapped Qwerty. If I didn't have enough proof. Look what I found on the camera. Looks like Moliosumpis stole Qwerty. This is bad.

Qwerty: Apologies for my absence, I'm unsure of what to do now... if you need some explaining, go ahead and ask questions, I'm stressed enough as it is, so I don't have the mindset to explain in this post, just ask me questions, but I am back, I'm sorry if I worried anyone. I'm... glad to be back

Wanted: Uiop, Asdfg, Hjkl, and Zxcv Last seen: Zxcv's kingdom (not there anymore) Suspicious stuff: The letters being missing was discovered by Bnm just after Qwerty fainted Most likely targets: Moliopusumpis and Oopy Reward for finding them (all must be found): whatever you get for me resigning a rated game of live chess against you (time control of your choice)

asdfg: i wont refuse to answer, anything thats on your mind, heh~

Qwerty: User @Moliosumpupis or however it is spelt... is an annoying and gravely hated user in this club, should we ban him, or kick him? zxcv: ban. bnm: um, maybe just kick... hjkl: ban. asdfg: super ban~ Uiop: I think ban.

I either vote Uiop or Qwerty, they're both pretty famous, but Qwerty is more absent, so maybe Qwerty... what do you guys think?

Uiop: I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, because I couldn't believe it was true, but if it happens again, I'll show you guys, but what is was I was just living my life, doing my puzzles- Qwerty: Our puzzles. Uiop: Yeah, yeah, then when I got a puzzle wrong that honestly still doesn't make sense in my opinion, I lost 35 points. 35!!! At first it said 5, then it was like "eh, 35 makes more sense" like what!? Is this normal? zxcv: it's called a skill issue bro. Uiop: WHAT? A SKILL ISSUE! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY ZXCV! UGH! zxcv: wow, ur so mad.

zxcv: hey guys, its me again. i know, its midnight accoridng to my timezone, but that just makes it all the better! everyone but me, asdfg and bnm are sleeping, i can finally show you my porsche! *walks to front door, and goes outside* its pretty dark, but its fine. i um have super bright car lights so. *uses car key and turns on car, lights also turn on* thats the stuff, should i drive it? accoring to human law id be under age to drive, but i dont care, im da king! lets go. *goes in car* um. i dont know how to drive. whatever, i know everything. *starts driving, then crashes into a tree* shoot. uh, let me just back up... *starts to back up, but backs up too fast into a lake* uh, ill be back guys-

Okay, so I'm just going to yap. Hopefully, no one decides this is annoying and takes it down. I could totally see zxcv doing that... Starting in the top row, there's qwerty and uiop. They don't really involve themselves with humans that much so I'm thinking that unless they decide to date each other in the future, they'll be single. Moving down to the middle row, there's asdfg and hjkl. Asdfg says that everyone is cute so most people wouldn't take her seriously. I think she definitely could get a boyfriend if she finds someone who's too blinded by the fact that she calls them cute to realize she does that to everyone. Hjkl is nice, but he doesn't really show too much of a personality. I feel like this means he'll probably be single. Sorry, hjkl. Also, the fact that he's kind is not as noticed as bnm's kindness. Speaking of bnm, we have the bottom row with zxcv and bnm. They used to be exact opposites. Zxcv used to be really arrogant and annoying. However, he's trying to be nicer now, which is why he's not bnm's opposite anymore. Bnm has always been extremely nice and thoughtful. Even when the rest of us lost hope, she saw the best in zxcv. She knew it was possible for him to become nicer. Because of this, zxcv and bnm have a special connection. Thanks to asdfg, we know zxcv recognizes this. Zxcv clearly sees the bond he has with bnm. So this leads my thoughts to be that either zxcv and bnm will become a couple, or bnm will brutally reject zxcv. I hope you liked reading about my thoughts. I hope no one takes this down. I hope we will soon see how accurate I was. Tell me your thoughts in the comments.

This club when I started it I thought it would just be a nice tribute club and nothing more, But thanks to you guys everything is really booming here! Lol we got drama coll backgrounds you name it! Thanks guys!

Qwerty-and-friends profile asdfg: hello, I am the third oldest. I am so happy you are reading my part rn makes me happy~. anyhow  um yeah, im the most beautiful out of all the letters on the keyboard, if I were human id be irresistable~ um. yea~ If you were human? You are human. I get that you weren't when you made this. But um, update this. zxcv: ew why do i have to type something. whatev jare dis the best and i hate pawn idk what is wrong with everyone else on this dumb account. im literally the best but they think im not. soooo annoying ya know? Fix the typo. It says jare dis instead of jared is. You say that jared is the best but later on you say that you are the best. So who's better? Fix that. And now that you're nicer, maybe you should rewrite the whole thing so people don't get a bad impression about you. I hope this helps you guys make good updates.

I had to beat oopy 3 times without losinig once. I got too cocky on the third game and joked that i was going to promote my king https://www.chess.com/game/live/145546169729?move=0 and so i would go on to lose the game.

The first part of our mission, completed. We have captured Qwerty, why? Well, I have many good reason, but I will let Oopy say his part first. oopy: thanks pis, anyway- Please, don't call me that. oopy: bro, ur name is so long what do u want me to call u? You can call me Mol. I prefer it. oopy: sure whatever. anyway, yeah, i mainly captured her to show her who's boss. she thinks she can ban us that easily? well, think again! shes the one whos banned! we could literally do whatever we want to her! i could make her my servant if i wanted to! but ngl, she is kinda hot- Don't get off topic, Oopy. oopy: yeah, sorry, so anyway yeah. shes going to tell us why she would let midgets hurt my daughter, and then when i have the chance, ill beat midgets in a chess match! if i win, he promises to never speak with pawnsong again, and if he wins ill leave him alone. Now, for the more important reason we have captured Qwerty, she seems to be failing at her mission, her purpose. I am going to fill in that role for her, and once everything is completed I might let her go, in hopes she won't fail again. Thank you for reading, why am I telling you guys this? So you can know how much wrong Qwerty has done, and that you know she will be back soon. I know Qwerty's friends are trying to save her and such, but that won't work. oopy: ahahahahahahab loser! im going to message pawn now. and dont think ur geeting away with this kidgets! Kidgets? oopy: midgets!!!! yeah. so yeah.