A little poem I whipped up! I don't really despise gambits, but they do irk me. I did this for entertainment and because I was bored. I hope you all find it somewhat entertaining.
Also, before reading this poem, you must sign a waiver absolving me of any responsibility for the numerous injuries that I will bestow upon you should you choose to hunt me down and "teach me a lesson". Ha ha, just kidding.
Gambits. I hate them, I hate them both ways.
Playing with and against them is a huge craze.
Down in material, but with a massive attack?
Ah, but it's the eye for tactics that I lack!
I despise the King's, and the From is a pest
I also hate the Benko and the Budapest.
The Falkbeer and Albin both are just nuts,
And the Duras looks like the work of a klutz!
The Blackmar-Diemer is annoying as heck.
The Englund and Soller are pains in the neck.
I hate the Alesi, Hobbs, Borg, Wing, Schneider,
Muzio, Latvian, Evans, and Ryder,
The Halloween, Gibbins, Staunton, and Krejcik,
The Halibut, Icelandic, Irish, Hartlaub-Charlick,
The Omega, Omega-Delta, Danish, and Goring,
The Ross and the Queen's, which can get quite boring,
A little poem I whipped up! I don't really despise gambits, but they do irk me. I did this for entertainment and because I was bored. I hope you all find it somewhat entertaining.
Also, before reading this poem, you must sign a waiver absolving me of any responsibility for the numerous injuries that I will bestow upon you should you choose to hunt me down and "teach me a lesson". Ha ha, just kidding.
Gambits. I hate them, I hate them both ways.
Playing with and against them is a huge craze.
Down in material, but with a massive attack?
Ah, but it's the eye for tactics that I lack!
I despise the King's, and the From is a pest
I also hate the Benko and the Budapest.
The Falkbeer and Albin both are just nuts,
And the Duras looks like the work of a klutz!
The Blackmar-Diemer is annoying as heck.
The Englund and Soller are pains in the neck.
I hate the Alesi, Hobbs, Borg, Wing, Schneider,
Muzio, Latvian, Evans, and Ryder,
The Halloween, Gibbins, Staunton, and Krejcik,
The Halibut, Icelandic, Irish, Hartlaub-Charlick,
The Omega, Omega-Delta, Danish, and Goring,
The Ross and the Queen's, which can get quite boring,
The Lohn, Blackburne-Kloosterboer, Gaga,
Benoni, Comorant, Herrstrom, Smith-Morra,
All of these gambits annoy me so much,
Especially the ones against my beloved Dutch.
Here ends my raving on these plays
Although I really could bash them for days.
Thank you for letting me tell the facts
On what I think of these darn "sac attacks".