Updated! Better Names for Every UR Variant!

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Don't take this too seriously! This is only for fun!

Zombies on your lawn - When will Zombies On Your Lawn Get Accepted or Declined?

Rowhouse - Unnecessary en-passant bug

Sharp Incantation - Cansharptation

Armageddon - Arkhangelsk

Serendipity - OMG COOKIE CLICEKR REFERNECE!!1!

Chak - Chakuraji

Leapers - $2 Arkhangelsk but better

Contrasting Strategies - It is impossible to balance an imbalance

Delta's Campmate - Giant Pillagers Chess

Cataclysm - THIS DOESN'T NEED A BETTER NAME, THIS NAME FITS VERY WELL

Knives War - Ferz spam

Delicate Giant - Cataclysm but awful

8000 - GOD WE'RE ALREADY ON GAME 8500 LOL

Unequal - Unequal Strategies without the Strategies

Utopia F-6/RP-7 - Utopia With The Bad Colour Scheme

Pillagers Chess - Doubles but a million times better

The Atlantis - Unpocket Unchess

Pointy Garden - Hilly Jungle Without The Jungle

Rookmate II - HOW DOES THIS HAVE 6 LIKES?

Ode of Mulan - Pawn battle

Inequity - More low-quality pocket chess submissions

Allegiance - Unnecessary dead pawns

Charybdis - My dad's least favourite variant

Crampight - Cramped Fight, duh!

Domino Dynamite - Most Peak Variant Submission

Broker - Old version was better

Sour Apple - WHY DO YOU THINK CHARLI XCX SUCKS?

Spongebob Squarepants - Who lives in a pineapple under da sea?

Ice on the Clock II - Bigger Ice on the Clock

Tropical Forest - $2 Hilly Jungle

Forbidden City - IVE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

End Path - Generic 2P Submission

Zodiac/Dead End - Useless blue pawns

Florida Everglades - The Best Variant That I've Ever Made

Camel of the Hill - Elongation (@imchesspro0930 recommended this in a testing game)

Don't Promote - If you promote then you will checkmate the royal brick, causing the stupid zombie to munch you and ur opponent wins so dont promote ig

Idaho Potato - FL or IDA?

Sergeant's World - Ununique

Tiny Atomici - Scacchi Atomici but Tiny

Saturn's Kings - from the screen to the ring to the pen to the gniK

Horse Party - Actually Good WoF

Unforeseen - You Can Kiss A Hundred Boys In Bars

Flames of the Forest - Lobotomy Mini Forest Ripoff

Jungle City - Green Piece Spam

Milla' Chess - $2 Pillagers Chess but actually good

Prometheus' Fire - FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

The Golden - Overused Name

DucKing - Duck King

Lobotomy Cellar - OMG RED HERRINGS HAVE FOUND THEIR FRIENDS!!!

(No Name) - Here is a name for this variant!

Self-Destruction - Best Atomic variant yet...

Battle for Prestige - haoleyi likes this lol

Trapped Pieces - Are they randomly placed or not?

Trench Warfare - Where are the roaches?

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ok it was chye so do something like minute maid instead of forcing pocket chess must-do

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I wish this post had a title "More mature and professional Names for Every UR Variant", was meant for real, and could be taken seriously enough.

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Everything is there except Flamed of The Foresy

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qilp wrote:

I wish this post had a title "More mature and professional Names for Every UR Variant", was meant for real, and could be taken seriously enough.

Ok

Ode Of Mulan: 刮目相看 (why does that translate to "Great Wall Of China"?)

Domino Dynamite: Dominomite

Sour Apple: Apples To Apples

Pointy Garden: PointyPointyPointy ♫

Allegiance: Divergent

Knives War: Pop Bottle

Serendipity: Detour II

Utopia F-6/RP-7L: Utopia

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Edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE EMOTING THIS FUNNY I WAS BEING SERIOUS

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lol these are good

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aw man the image didnt work. URL: https://cdn-useast.purposegames.com/images/game/bg/572/FCtaqIKRLDt.png?s=1400

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WHERE IS FLAMEMS OF THE FRORESTSS
(I'll spell it correctly eventually )

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Updated a few names and added the rest!

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Xenophobia just name it Xerophyte.

well i cannot rename it on mobile,if CGA see this plz change that.

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nah a better name for unforeseen is 2763

2b do it

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Flames of the Forst name change ain’t gonna happen

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ok now Xerophyte i love it

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0930 should I rename Halycon to Olive Branch (to avoid pre-merge people confusing it with Hailstorm)?

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Chye basically roasts all the variants that got accepted and compliments that kne’s that got declined lol

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xxPlayer1014xx wrote:

Leapers - $2 Arkhangelsk but better

This is sad when you realize that he technically predicted this correctly...

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xxPlayer1014xx napisał

Inequity - More low-quality pocket chess submissions

I AGREE

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BlueYoshi21 wrote:
xxPlayer1014xx wrote:

Leapers - $2 Arkhangelsk but better

This is sad when you realize that he technically predicted this correctly...

More like clinically depressing….