man 1 : I lost my dog spot yesterday.
man 2: how did that happen?
man 1 : I used spotless soap now I cant find him anywhere!!
Canceled stream today. :( But...!
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Real brothers require attention eh? XD
Oct 17, 2018
0
#6
During one of the streams, someone pointed out that some were using engines during the club tournament... and MTS had this statement about it--
MTS: I don't know man, the only engine I love is a car engine. I don't have a car though, you know what I mean?
BOOM!
All the best to your 'jokes' submission! 
i went to the bank today and a women asked me to check her balance, so i push her over
LOL 😂😂
rockstar4884 wrote:
DoppelgangerPower wrote:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
THAT's JUST MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have heard that one LOL
Hello welcome to kings pawn insurance how may i help you
Lady Customer> i gambled a pawn and my player took it now i want a replacement.
Chashier> well sorry we do not cover queen gambits, but you can sign up for the premium decline.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Mine is not a joke but a funny rayme . That is -
Hikaru Dikaru dock
Nakamura pressed the clock
The clock struck 0:00 ,
Magnus Carlsen flagged .
His connection actually lagged !
dankdragonmeme86 wrote:
i went to the bank today and a women asked me to check her balance, so i push her over
LOL 😂😂
so how was her balance?
Oct 18, 2018
0
#14
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
HirdayB wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
I have heard this one . And this is very funny !
myteachersam wrote:
Alright guys, my cousin just came to Korea as a surprise visit. I haven't seen him in 2 years and he's literally pretty much a real brother to me. Due to this reason, I have to cancel tonight's stream.
Having said that, as my apology, I would like to give a diamond away. Please post your funniest joke here. My admins and I will choose our favorite and then I will have the viewers vote for the absolute best joke - among our favorite - live on stream on Saturday!
BOOM!
Sam , don't worry . We are always with you . You can't stream today because your cousin came to Korea . You can stream on Saturday . Please enjoy your time with your cousin , and with your family ! BOOM !
Oct 18, 2018
0
#17
Enjoy, Sam! And guys, this isn't really a joke, but a meme. In this picture, the person who's shot with arrows in the back is Barry Allen and the person who shot him is Oliver Queen. Barry can faster than the speed of sound, and Oliver has reflexes, abilities, and trick arrows that no one in this normal world would even imagine. (This is from a superhero tv show, not in real life lol) Barry's known as The Flash, and Oliver's know as, at first The Hood, then Arrow, then (and currently) Green Arrow: (Sorry, I couldn't get a clear picture of Barry's face)
In this picture, Oliver's The Flash, and Barry's the Green Arrow. If you see the this picture, you'll burst out laughing, if you know what happened:
sougataghosh wrote:
Enjoy, Sam! And guys, this isn't really a joke, but a meme. In this picture, the person who's shot with arrows in the back is Barry Allen and the person who shot him is Oliver Queen. Barry can faster than the speed of sound, and Oliver has reflexes, abilities, and trick arrows that no one in this normal world would even imagine. (This is from a tv show, not in real life lol) Barry's known as The Flash, and Oliver's know as first The Hood, then Arrow, then (and currently) Green Arrow: (Sorry, I couldn't get a clear picture of Barry's face)
In this picture, Oliver's The Flash, and Barry's the Green Arrow. If you see the this picture, you'll burst out laughing, if you know what happened:
Ok Sougat , I have a question for you . That is - How many diamonds do you want ?
sougataghosh wrote:
Enjoy, Sam! And guys, this isn't really a joke, but a meme. In this picture, the person who's shot with arrows in the back is Barry Allen and the person who shot him is Oliver Queen. Barry can faster than the speed of sound, and Oliver has reflexes, abilities, and trick arrows that no one in this normal world would even imagine. (This is from a tv show, not in real life lol) Barry's known as The Flash, and Oliver's know as first The Hood, then Arrow, then (and currently) Green Arrow: (Sorry, I couldn't get a clear picture of Barry's face)
In this picture, Oliver's The Flash, and Barry's the Green Arrow. If you see the this picture, you'll burst out laughing, if you know what happened:
I've seen this episode, well I've seen every episode so...
MDutta1980 wrote:
sougataghosh wrote:
Enjoy, Sam! And guys, this isn't really a joke, but a meme. In this picture, the person who's shot with arrows in the back is Barry Allen and the person who shot him is Oliver Queen. Barry can faster than the speed of sound, and Oliver has reflexes, abilities, and trick arrows that no one in this normal world would even imagine. (This is from a tv show, not in real life lol) Barry's known as The Flash, and Oliver's know as first The Hood, then Arrow, then (and currently) Green Arrow: (Sorry, I couldn't get a clear picture of Barry's face)
In this picture, Oliver's The Flash, and Barry's the Green Arrow. If you see the this picture, you'll burst out laughing, if you know what happened:
Ok Sougat , I have a question for you . That is - How many diamonds do you want ?
lol
Alright guys, my cousin just came to Korea as a surprise visit. I haven't seen him in 2 years and he's literally pretty much a real brother to me. Due to this reason, I have to cancel tonight's stream.
Having said that, as my apology, I would like to give a diamond away. Please post your funniest joke here. My admins and I will choose our favorite and then I will have the viewers vote for the absolute best joke - among our favorite - live on stream on Saturday!
BOOM!