aimaru007 wrote:
When the man heard that due to some illness he could never speak again, he was speechless.
that should be a winner 
Canceled stream today. :( But...!
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Oct 19, 2018
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#123
When you're about to adopt somebody, but on the last game you blunder badly due to a distraction from your elder sister:
Oct 19, 2018
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#125
Jane: Wait for me there. I'm just finishing my make-up
Richard: You don't need make-up
Jane: Oh Richard.... really? That's so sweet of you!
Richard: You need a plastic surgery
XD
MDutta1980 wrote:
LOL - Laughing out loud .
LEL - Laughing extra loud .
LUL - Lame Uncomfortable Laugh .
ROL - Roaring out loud .
ROFL - Rolling on floor laughing .
Is it okay now ?
AlicanteMan wrote:
what type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
lol
Zypion wrote:
HirdayB wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
DUDE YOU TOOK THAT FROM INTERNET . if you dont believe me guys , type in google : Worlds Funniest Joke
Actually me and my friends saw this and we starting saying random jokes until we found this one. I decided to post this because we're doing a Sherlock Holmes parody in our drama class. But you're right, it isn't mine originally.
Who won ?
Nobody...
WHAT ????????
WHY ????????????????
Oct 20, 2018
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#134
Thee were already 3 memberships given out today.... a 1 platinum, a 1 month diamond, and a 1 year diamond.
Oh man !
Oct 20, 2018
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#136
RJFischer960 wrote:
So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov – Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!
think that one was already done...
Dang no membership for me. Atleast i won a b lue mic from the chessbrahs.
B lue mic means ?
It is a brand blue yeti mic.
XD lol