Coffee Puns

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Why did the coffee go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling roasted.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a cup of coffee?

A force brew.

Why did the coffee break up with the tea?

Because it found a steamier partner.

What's a pirate's favorite type of coffee?

Aaaaargh-presso.

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