Why did the coffee join a dating site?
It was looking for a steamy connection
What do you call a coffee that runs marathons?
A Perk-Up Sprinter.
CCBommarito
May 9, 2023
Why don't coffee beans like to talk about themselves? Because they're always roasted
What do you call an Australian coffee brewer? A downpournder.
How do you know if you've had too much coffee? You're shaking like a bean in a can.
What do you call a lazy coffee maker? A drip off.
CCBommarito
May 8, 2023
Why did the coffee go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling roasted.
What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a cup of coffee?
A force brew.
Why did the coffee break up with the tea?
Because it found a steamier partner.
What's a pirate's favorite type of coffee?
Aaaaargh-presso.
CCBommarito
May 7, 2023
Monday's can be depressing which is why you need me, I I have a national day in which I'm given out for free.
What am I?
CCBommarito
May 6, 2023
I was discovered in Africa and quickly spread like a tide to become a popular staple all over the world. I’m a need for some, a treasure for others, and I’m best appreciated in good company. Some people prefer me hot, while others prefer me cold. Few people favour mild flavours, while others prefer robust flavours. Some prefer to drink me pure, while others prefer to appreciate my essence with a flavouring. So put down your worries and come sit with me for a little; I’ll send you back rejuvenated and energized.
What am I?
CCBommarito
May 5, 2023
They put pictures on me and then photograph me to share with the rest of the world. However, as my death approaches, the images fade away, and my nervous heartbeats stop. I am highly sought for, particularly after every night when things are set in motion. And after a little while, I’ll be able to pollute your ability to sleep devotionally.
What am I?
CCBommarito
May 4, 2023
They put pictures on methen take pictures of meto share with the world
But the pictures disappearas my end draws nearand anxious heartbeats stilled
I am sought after very wideespecially after every nightwhen things are put in motion
And after a little whileI will be able to defileyour ability to sleep with devotion
what am i?
CCBommarito
May 3, 2023
They put pictures on methen take pictures of meto share with the world
But the pictures disappearas my end draws nearand anxious heartbeats stilled
I am sought after very wideespecially after every nightwhen things are put in motion
And after a little whileI will be able to defileyour ability to sleep with devotion
What am I?
CCBommarito
May 2, 2023
A grandmother, two mothers and two daughters went to the cafe for some coffee. They ordered one cup each. What was the total number of cups that they ordered?
type your answers in the comments
CCBommarito
May 1, 2023
I can be roasted but I’m not a turkeyI can be ground but I’m not pepperI can be pressed but I’m not a buttonI can be brewed but I’m not beerI’m a bean but I’m not magic
What am I?
CCBommarito
Apr 30, 2023
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