cvc forums in a nutshell

this is pure satire, please do not be offended, I will remove segments if you feel so.

Here are the types of CVC forums

1. NEW CHESS NEW CHESS LASER CHESS

This concept is insanely innovative, and there's a new piece called the laser alongside the standard ches sposition, this piece replaces the kingside rook, and can shoot a laser whilst compensating for 3 turns in a rookside direction, and the piece cannot move. This is what the laser looks like. It's innovative concept will add a new twist to chess/com, and I thikn it should be added.

[insert bad design here]

2. New piece recommendation: Circle

erm so this is a piece where it moves like a circle, i need this piece because a want it no one on their right minds would want a camel + threeleaper + alfil, but i want it wah wah wah wah wah

[also insert bad design here]

3. 2025 CHESS CHALLENGE: Monochromatic chess

erm so the variant needs to be a 10x10 board, has a WB color scheme, have fatal capture, crazyhouse, atomic, blindfold, 2 archbishops and a king as a royal.

Variants so far: (none)

4. hi

Hola! Yo soy Juan. Comó estás?

(just a hi and nothing else)

5. 15k ARKHANGELSK Slot Machine app R E G I S T R A T I O N Number call here: (+12687)=805805 ☎️☎️☎️ NOT (+12687)=123675 ! ! ! This is the CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER: (+126) 80568171331 ! ! ! ☎️ For the site: arkhangelsk15k.com भारत में हैं तो यहां कॉल करें (+91) 01754714113 ! ! ! USE COUPON CODE "ISABELLE" FOR 15K STARTING D O L L A R S ! ! !
GET 5 CHANCELLORS IN A ROW FOR A M I L L I O N  D O L L A R S ! ! !

15k ARKHANGELSK Slot Machine app R E G I S T R A T I O N Number call here: (+12687)=805805 ☎️☎️☎️ NOT (+12687)=123675 ! ! ! This is the CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER: (+126) 80568171331 ! ! ! ☎️ For the site: arkhangelsk15k.com भारत में हैं तो यहां कॉल करें (+91) 01754714113 ! ! ! USE COUPON CODE "ISABELLE" FOR 15K STARTING D O L L A R S ! ! !
GET 5 CHANCELLORS IN A ROW FOR A M I L L I O N  D O L L A R S ! ! !

15k ARKHANGELSK Slot Machine app R E G I S T R A T I O N Number call here: (+12687)=805805 ☎️☎️☎️ NOT (+12687)=123675 ! ! ! This is the CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER: (+126) 80568171331 ! ! ! ☎️ For the site: arkhangelsk15k.com भारत में हैं तो यहां कॉल करें (+91) 01754714113 ! ! ! USE COUPON CODE "ISABELLE" FOR 15K STARTING D O L L A R S ! ! !
GET 5 CHANCELLORS IN A ROW FOR A M I L L I O N  D O L L A R S ! ! !

15k ARKHANGELSK Slot Machine app R E G I S T R A T I O N Number call here: (+12687)=805805 ☎️☎️☎️ NOT (+12687)=123675 ! ! ! This is the CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER: (+126) 80568171331 ! ! ! ☎️ For the site: arkhangelsk15k.com भारत में हैं तो यहां कॉल करें (+91) 01754714113 ! ! ! USE COUPON CODE "ISABELLE" FOR 15K STARTING D O L L A R S ! ! !
GET 5 CHANCELLORS IN A ROW FOR A M I L L I O N  D O L L A R S ! ! !

15k ARKHANGELSK Slot Machine app R E G I S T R A T I O N Number call here: (+12687)=805805 ☎️☎️☎️ NOT (+12687)=123675 ! ! ! This is the CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER: (+126) 80568171331 ! ! ! ☎️ For the site: arkhangelsk15k.com भारत में हैं तो यहां कॉल करें (+91) 01754714113 ! ! ! USE COUPON CODE "ISABELLE" FOR 15K STARTING D O L L A R S ! ! !
GET 5 CHANCELLORS IN A ROW FOR A M I L L I O N  D O L L A R S ! ! !

घोटालेबाजों के लिए, आपका परिवार आपसे प्यार करता है और आपके ऑनलाइन काम पर गर्व करता है।

6. NCP | Pristine Madness

Screenshot:

Games: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Rules: Crazyhouse, King of the Hill, 9-Check, Pawns promote to Queen on 12th Rank.

Time control: 1|1 Delay

7. We need this gamerule

You know how chess.com has restricyed promotion, Now, we need where there are multiple promotion ranks to enhance game diversity yap yap yap yap yap yap

8. Please join this club / arena!

[Insertar un clube aquí]

(what am i doing with my life)

add 5. useless forums saying hi

did i replicate the gist well on the last one

yes

Man I want to throw something out of a window

Definitely

I threw my computer out a window when I saw that.

yay

I should reference this when people make stupid variants.

I feel genuine pain when I see Indians spam stuff like this in blogs/ clubs D:

Hola, soy Daniel. ¿Como estás?

The last one was not a satire, but a real ocasion.

Also you forgot about forum named aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and with the words:

Dkjrjeikwjwirooggohppfpdowpoqoq

Yo sabes un amigo con este nombre. Él es muy bonito físico. Soy bien. Y tú?

(Este no es un transacción, yo intento aprendo este idioma.)

I think I can combine the hi and qsjgsgaksufgciod forums

6. (variant submission by an og who doesn't know variantsworld)

7. gamerule suggestion omg yayayy wow

8. join this club now or else

9. (random questino that should go on notes)

10. Check out this cool variant I made!!!

It's a regular chess position with one piece changed!!!

That's what number 1 here is

But it's very accurate

1. [Creates variant with one piece change] Oh look at my new variant! It's so good! It should definitely be accepted!

2. Oh look I have this cool idea for a piece that would be so helpful (piece is actually virtually useless)

3. Pocket chess challenge ripoff

4. Hello there everybody! As you can tell since I'm using forums incredibly incorrectly, I'm brand new here!!!

5. [Tries to scam the entire club]

6. Oh no! Looks like I created a new forum topic and... [Jams on every single key on the keyboard]

7. Look, I made this custom position! Can someone give me feedback!!?!?!? Can you accept it?!?!? Please!!!!!

(Someone inserts the CGAs meme)

8. I thought of a new and definitely productive gamerule!!!

9. Can you join my club!!!!?!?!?!?

10. I have a question... CGAS HELP ME!!!!!! [Question is very unproductive and no one wants to know about it]

11. TOPIC: {insert username here}

CONTENT: Hi my name is {insert username here}! I'm new!!!!!

12.MATE IN ONE!!!!!!!

[INSERT AN DUMB POSITION]

13.VishTheFish771

This is the picture,as shown,Vish want a forum which have his name for the title,so here it is. (this is real but I forgot the link)

‘‘Twas made by Omisgoat several millennia ago…

14. hey look at this meme generated by ai!everyone: no