Once you've accepted your ducks, no one can use them against you.
- George R. R. Martin (Game of Thrones)
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"With our ducks we make the world." Buddha.
Aug 10, 2022
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#8
"In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle duck."
- Anne Frank
Aug 10, 2022
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#12
"The road to hell is paved with good ducks."
- Catholic proverb from the dark ages
Aug 11, 2022
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#13
"Sometimes there is absolutely no difference at all between salvation and ducks."
- Stephen King (The Green Mile)
Aug 11, 2022
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#14
THANOS DUCK QUOTE TIER LIST:
S:
"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a duck on my face."
"Your duck is misplaced, Asgardian."
"You have my duck, Stark."
"You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for ducks. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the duck who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but duck bellies and clear ducks. It's a paradise."
"I will shred this duck down to its last atom, and then, with the ducks you've collected for me, create a new one... a grateful duck."
"Return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the duck in your blood."
A:
"I ignored my duck once; I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, little one."
"You could not live with your own duck, and where did that bring you? Back to me."
"I hope ducks remember you."
"You're not the only duck cursed with knowledge."
B.
"Dread it. Run from it. Duck arrives, all the same."
"I am duck."
"The hardest ducks require the strongest wills."
"You should have gone for the duck."
C.
"What did ducks cost? Everything."
"I thought that by eliminating half of ducks, the other half would thrive."
"As long as there are ducks that remember what was, there will always be ducks that are unable to accept what can be. They will duck."
"A small duck to pay for salvation."
"Perfectly balanced, as all ducks should be."
- The Mad Titan, herald of the ducks
Aug 12, 2022
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#18
"The eternal silence of these infinite ducks frightens me."
- Blaise Pascal
(based off of a suggestion in the suggestion thread)
Back in the days of the pig-frog war, also known as the pog war, one battlefield tactic that was often employed by the amphibious side was the act of taking inspirational quotes, funny quotes, or thanos quotes and replacing certain words with "frog". Now that the empire of ducks has risen, we must perpetuate tradition with duck quotes so that the tasty food shall never be forgotten.
This thread says daily because I will post daily, but you can post as many as you want.