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Since this is a club I will be publicly exposing the "cheater". It all started when I was queued with @LordKasparian. At first the game went normally, until I wound up into a complicated position and ended up losing. As you can see I got absolutely demolished, and when I analyzed my game my opponent had an accuracy of 95.8. Well, it was probably just one good game, right? Everyone has those. Well, not this guy. He proceeded to on a 17 game winning streak, absolutely crushing his opponents with monstrous accuracies, oftentimes above 95%. Over this period of time, this member experienced dramatic rating gains. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better than that, it did. After his completely legitimate winning streak, he proceeded to turn off the engine. And what followed was absolutely hilarious. His first of many losses started against someone you may know, @B1ZMARK. B1Z literally played Nf6 and Ng8 on the first two moves, and still managed to win the game up 5 points of material. The "cheater" went on to lose 21 of the next 24 games. If this isn't convincing enough, I don't know what is. I reported this guy two days ago and he still hasn't been banned yet. Also, I have no idea why I wrote this entire thing. Perhaps I just tilted. Or maybe I just want my 2200 blitz back. Anyhow, let me know what you think. Cya later.

Unlike other clubs, I have decided to create a special place to advertise/spam/chat. Feel free to post your clubs of any kind in this forum!

Welcome to the suggestion forum! As you all know, I love taking feedback from my members in order to improve the club. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, feedback, or recommendations, feel free to post it in this forum! Here are some ideas that I am considering. (This list will continue to be edited) ______ of the Months (probably puzzle of the month with thorough analysis) Live Tournaments a race of some sort (TBD) More Staff (with designated positions) Competitions Coaching Sessions (once our club acquires more members) Training Partners An article listing the requirements to be a coordinator/admin/sa (since people keep asking) Club pfp (I already have an idea in mind) Club flair (this should be pretty obvious) What do you think? Is there anything else to add?

Welcome to the Games Forum! If you are looking for a place to post your games, post it here! I'm trying to minimize the amount of forums made so if you have a brilliant game that you want to share, this is the place to put it.

Welcome to the Monthly Puzzle Rush Competition #5, where speedy solvers come together to participate in a battle of the mind, and the mouse. For your submission to be counted, you MUST post the link of your rush including the time of the rush in this forum. Again, only use this forum for submitting your scores. Unrelated posts will be removed. Unfortunately, screenshots will not be accepted because it is extremely easy to edit the original image with inspect element. Rushes that occurred before the beginning of this competition are not eligible. Feel free to continually post as your high score keeps on growing! The winners of all categories will receive ten cheers and a potential permanent place in our Hall of Fame. Good luck solving, and may the speediest player win! The highest score at the end of the competition be crowned victorious. This tournament will end on June 1st, 12:00 AM EST. Survival High Scores: 1. @SwordofSouls2023 (72) 2. @Max_Wolfe (70) 3. @Squid (51) ㅤ 5 Minute High Scores: 1. @Squid (47) 2. @SwordOfSouls2023 (45) 3. @PNHPChess (43) ㅤ 3 Minute High Scores: 1. @Squid (44) 2. @Chessisfunforme (41) 3. @SwordofSouls2023 (37) ㅤ

If your posts don't seem to fit any of the other categories, feel free to post your interesting, complex, and fascinating puzzles in this forum! Puzzles that fit this category may include an intriguing puzzle you came across while solving, a mind-blowing composed study, or any position that involves logic and critical thinking! Have fun solving!

I'll be open to any training games if anyone wants to play. If you do, then just DM me and we can schedule a time that works best for both of us. This forum can also be used for others who would also like to schedule training games with others.

*Originally posted from this article* Adding Games Adding Puzzles Chess.com allows users to insert their own puzzles or games into forum posts and blog posts! This can be a fun way to give daily puzzles to your club, or to discuss a game. Here’s how: In the option bar above the text box on a forum or blog post, click the game board icon: This will take you to a game board where you can add your game or puzzle: There are several options of what you can do, listed on the right. Add a game If you want to add a game or a series of moves, there are two ways you can do it. 1. Just make the moves. If you want, you can just grab the pieces and start making moves on the board, and the moves will be recorded: When you are done, click ‘insert’ at the bottom right, and the sequence you played out will be added to your post for others to look at and interact with. If you want to add details about the players and game, you can do so in the Details tab: You can also add a full game without making all the moves on the board. You you can load a PGN or a URL of a game that was played online, or one you have already copied down, by using the options on the right side of the board. You can also add a FEN, which is a single position in a game. This will add the full game, as well as all the details into the details tab of who the players were. See here how to get your PGN or FEN from your game. You can also simply load from the Chess.com URL of the game you want to add! Add a puzzle To create a puzzle with a solution that other members can solve by moving the pieces themselves, start by clicking ‘setup position.' This will open the following menu: Add pieces by dragging them onto the board, or remove pieces by dragging them off the board on the right side. You can also clear the whole board by clicking the "trash" icon, then you’ll be able to add whichever pieces you need, wherever you need them by dragging them onto the board. Play the moves! Once you’ve set the board up how you want it, click on ‘moves’ and play out the moves that will solve your puzzle. One you reach your final position, the point where the puzzle will be solved, then go down to the Theme menu and check the Puzzle box: This will set the diagram as a Puzzle, which means other members will be able to move the pieces and have Black respond accordingly. If you do not click the Puzzle box you will only be inserting a diagram with all the moves visible for members to click through. The Theme menu is also where you can set the type of pieces and color of board. When you are all ready, click insert and the puzzle will be inserted into your post! Finish writing your post, submit it, and other people reading the forum will be able to interact with your game or puzzle: There are other advanced settings you can also use, such as setting whether en passant is possible, or who has castling rights. You can read more about these advanced settings here. I hoped that this guide has helped clear any confusion! Happy solving! If you have any more questions, feel free to ask them here. I am happy to help!

Hello and welcome to Patzer Academy! This is the place to ask questions regarding schoolwork for certain subjects. The reason I made this forum was because of a previous poll I made to estimate the average age range in the club. Judging by the poll, our club consists of many middle schoolers, which is why I have created this academic forum. This forum's purpose is to promote active, healthy discussion related to schoolwork, and for the members that are in a higher grade level to help the ones in a lower grade level. However, there are a few rules. Rule Number 1: Please do not submit any questions that are on a closed-book test. There is a reason why tests are closed-book! This is why questions that seem specific in nature will be denied of a concrete answer. For example, a question following the format of, "What is 1 + 1?" will be repudiated due to the possibility of cheating. We will, however, give some tips on how to improve in the subject area that the questions lies in. For example, the question stated above would stem off from the branch of addition. Broad questions, however, are perfectly acceptable. "Can you help me with dividing decimals?" is an example of an acceptable question. Rule Number 2: Refrain from going off-topic. This includes talking about Alabama (unless you need help with geography), Hans Niemann (unless you are in law school), and your mom (unless you are a social worker). Rule Number 3: Have fun! Although it may seem like it, school does not have to be boring! Interact with the community and have fun while learning at the same time! We have some amazing teachers that are here to help you when you are struggling, and we hope that this forum will benefit both the students and the teachers. Finally, please note that this forum is constantly moderated. Anyone who is caught violating these rules will be punished accordingly. You can also register to be a teacher below! Just PM me what subjects you would like to teach. A teacher's responsibility is to thoroughly answer any questions asked on this forum that concern your respective subject. Teachers: @ChessPawn921 (Physics, Mathematics) @BoxJellyfishChess (Math, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Computer Science, Writing) @TheCheeseDuck (Math, TBD) @ScatteredWealth (Economics, Debate, Spelling, Geography, Forum Moderator) @ScatteredWeaIth (Hall Monitor, aka Moderator) @Max_Wolfe (Chemistry, Math, General Awesomeness) @iggy_the_ant (History, Social Studies, Geography, Smartness, Moderator) @ninjaswat (Physics, Math, Chemistry, Grammar, Writing, Study Habits) @xXMagolorXx (Math, Physics) @Bid (Geography) @hypercard (Geography, Math, Coolness) @hydrualix (English) @ChessMasterGS (Orchestra) @BillBelichick01 (Physical Education) (TBD)

Welcome to The Puzzle Patzer's Hall of Fame. Only the best of best are featured here. ㅤ Prodigious Patzers: ㅤ 1. @Santa (50551) 2. @el008 (48325) 3. @vibhu11 (20055) 4. @never_accept_draw (7497) 5. @CM_LongGiang09 (6400) 6. @rkdkchess (5290) 7. @Littlechessplayer202 (5176) 8. @Duck (5001) 9. @MauryaRanadheer (4183) 10. @akshashveen (3841) ㅤ ㅤ Studious Solvers: ㅤ 1. @EinC (110720 attempts) 2. @KelvinLoveJr (72596 attempts) 3. @Santa (46328 attempts) 4. @Blunderkind222 (42898 attempts) 5. @GMDannyShapiro (31448 attempts) 6. @Katylion (28984 attempts) 7. @Arty_05 (25190 attempts) 8. @GM_Florek (24119 attempts) 9. @rkdkchess (21932 attempts 10. @mejurist (21744 attempts) ㅤ Monthly Puzzle Rush All Time Winners: Survival High Score - 72 (@SwordofSouls2023) 5 Minute High Score - 52 (@Chessisfunforme) 3 Minute High Score - 47 (@Chessisfunforme)

Only qualifiable quotes will be featured. DM me for any quotes you may have. Requirements: 1. Must be good (very broad) 2. Must be clean (no, this is not the "questionable quotes" forum. Any swear words will be censored.) 3. Must be funny and/or witty 4. Must be original Quotes: "64% of statistics on the internet are made up" - @alphaous "if you're dumb become than smart" - @WillemmelliW "if you are homeless buy than a house" - @WillemmelliW "I never said all that ****" - Confucius "in my school the freshmen are just really stupid" - @BoxJellyfishChess "life is a race, and I am a racist" - @TheSwissPhoenix "A.I are humans new pets. Prove me wrong." - @Bid "I like feet and balls though, so I like football" - @LazyDog24 "because must go"- Vladdy Daddy 2022 "Quirky Quotes are Quirky" - @SwordofSouls2023

I figured that maybe it would be helpful for y'all to solve puzzles from actual games from people so that you can learn how people play and miss things. Every day (hopefully), I will be posting a portion of a game that was played in the last 5 days (feel free to suggest your own puzzles). Put yourself in my shoes and find the tactic! The puzzles will be getting harder Black to play. Find the winning continuation (3 moves). 1 point for every correct move. 1 point bonus for first correct continuation. Some amount of extra points for the entire continuation, depending on the difficulty @TheCheeseDuck: 10 @alphaous: 10 @ant: 3 @Leothemaster3: 7 @ChessPawn921: 1

For the sake of clarity, do not post anything other than submissions in the main competition thread, I will be deleting. Discuss the puzzle rush competition and suggest improvements, etc, here.

I got very close many times--- 39. Always 39, but never a 40. Have you?

i forgot i was muted in the 4pc club this woulda been peak

Let's make this the longest copypasta known to man don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bozo + ratio + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + fat dad + boy band + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + Go tell Reddit + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + I rejected your mom's advances + redpilled + no allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + disrespected + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + Ben Dover + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + you have hair + weak ends + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio+ backup ratio + yb better + you take redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + touch grass + it never happedn + L + repeat + u fell off + ratio + dilate + ur white + ur british + who asked + no u + deez nutz + radio + don't care + didn't ask + i'm a minor and i'm neurodivergent + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + I'm faster and stronger than you + gg + in 1947 the world's first general purpose computer, the 30-ton ENIAC was created + ur mom's white + the hood watches Markiplier now + Mike Hawk's home + grow up + L + L pt. 2 + retweet + ligma + taco bell dorito crunch + think outside the box + ur benched + ur a wrench + i own u + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat your dad up + 🤣😂🤣🤣 ur aim hacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk 💅 + ur beta + im sigma + you’re submissive + L pt. 3 just dropped + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help can anyone hear me im extremely depressed + quote tweet + ur cringe + i did your mom + you bought monkey NFT + you're weirdchamp + ur a clown + my father left me at the age of 4 and i have never recovered since + my dad is the CEO of Steam + who want me? + i'm lonely + they didn't think it could possibly happen, but they're releasing L pt. 5 in HD this summer + mald + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + log off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + kick rocks + donowalled + not based + Screencapped your BIO + you’re a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + 🤓 + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + asian person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing+ you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + don't care + didn't ask + i'm a minor + i'm neurodivergent + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + GG + in 1947 the world's first general purpose computer, the 30 ton ENIAC was created + your mom's + the hood watches markiplier now + grow up + L + L (part 2) + retweet + ligma + taco bell tortilla crunch + think outside the bun + ur benched + ur a wrench + i own you + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat ur dad up + ur aimhacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk + ur beta + i'm sigma + ur submissive + L (part 3) + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help and i'm extremely depressed. + quote tweet + you're cringe + i did your mom + you bought monkey nft + you're weirdchamp + you're a clown + you're going into my cringe compilation + my father left me at the age of 4 and i never recovered since + my dad owns steam + who want me? + i'm lonely + they didn't think it could possibly happen, but they're releasing L + big bang + half baked + failure in ohio + slay + your dog smells + i eat dog + quack lives matter + looser + pipi in your pampers + ugly + 🤡 + 🦆 + askers? + Silly Nose Sugar Bear + exposed + liar + stinky + uno reverse + sounds like a you problem + idiot + stupid

It's been over a year since my last personal best in puzzle rush survival. Almost got 50 but I'm not complaining.

Does anybody in this Forum perhaps know why chess.com punishes a badly solved puzzle with -12 points, but rewards a well solved puzzle with only +5 points? Now I basically need three correctly solved puzzles in order to "compensate" for one that was badly solved