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ilkchs 

lets hire theresa :) 

 

What's that mean? and why me Sunny? Smile

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Hearth touching (life is too short....)


It's a tragic story.....but it's true.....sometimes we take for granted the one who loves us.....because of other things, we only knew their importance when they're gone. 
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Happy reading. I know that you will all like it. Smile

INSTALLING HUSBAND.....
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.. 

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,........................ 

Reply...

DEAR Madam, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, 
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download 
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically 
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install 
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash 
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam!

IT SUPPORT DESK.....
 
 
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Boyfriend 5.0 vs Husband 1.0....Good One ...:)

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haha good one. I knew this before.  thx for posting. but let me add few things of my own. :) 

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Please enter the commad: YouAreHandsome and download PositiveAttitude.pdf and make sure you installed patience 101.1

if everything works as expected husband 1.0 will run mowthelawn 1.1 and helpingwithchores 5.5 automatically. 

Remember over use of the above application makes the husband 1.0 works more efficiently and never crash the system.. instead it also runs the romanticdinners 1.0 and vacation 2.0 in the back ground , and making it virus free .

All the best. 

IT support system!! Cool

here are the couple  bytes of cookies to enjoy!!!

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Nice Story( Hearth touching (life is too short....))  

Thx for posting!! 

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@ ilkchs.....very good suggestion Madam. I think I will put it in the future.....but first I want to enjoy the bofriend 5.0 for now. hahahahahahaWink

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Hello our valued customer, your wish is our command. Unfortunately we won't give much customer support for boyfrined 5.0 . You have to deal with all the problems you encounter with that application. Since you are our valued customer we would like to give you a freebie.. goahead and download it for free... GoodLuck 1.0

IT support system!! Cool

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hahahahahahaha....dont worry IT support system. Im ready for the said problems. Thanks for the Goodluck 1.0.Wink

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you are welcome ma'am. please don't forget to download the commpasion 7.1 while running tears 6.2 

regards IT supoort system!!Cool

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love this forum

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Thanks IT support. I will download compassion 7.1 and tears 6.2

Goodluck to you. You're so very dependable. Wink

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keep in mind ma'am, tears 6.2 is still beta so it is being updated and will become more compatible and will run better with husband 1.0.  tears 6.2 is for the purpose of speeding up husband1.0  if you use tears 6.2 too often, it will cause husband 1.0 to crash.

Regards,

IT support system

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Don't worry I will not use it to husband 1.0.....let me use it to boyfriend 5.0 for a while. It's more fun for now.Wink

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only one system can run, boyfriend 5.0 or husband 1.0

Regards,

IT support system

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hahahahaha......ok i will use it to boyfriend 5.0

Thanks IT support systemWink 

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Another story you must read....

Really heart touching.

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
old..


The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.


I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.
'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with
her to give it to my sister...''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly..

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't
dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'


I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
that my life had been changed for ever...

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Forward this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go
ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..... pass this on.

The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.

Thank you for reading :

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That's very touching story, Theresa. Thanks for sharing. 

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You're welcome ilkchs. Its an honored to be part of your group.Smile