My fastest was when three people resigned and I won this was of course before the update.
Fastest Free For All Win in Four Way History?

I had a very quick ffa game with no resignations once:
1. | g4 | d7 | h11 | l10 |
2. | Ng2 | Bxi14 | Qxi14 | Bm10 |
3. | g5 | Qb7 | k12 | Bl9+ |
4. | e3 | Qxi14# | ... | Bxd1 |
5. | Bxb5 | e7 | ... | l8 |
6. | Qxd1 | f7 | ... | Qm8 |
7. | Bxa4 | g7 | ... | Ql7 |
8. | Qxn11 | Qh13+ | ... | Kn8 |
9. | Qxn10+ | h7=Q | ... | Qn9 |
10. | Qxm11 | Qd3 | ... | Qn10 |
11 | Qxn10# | Qf1# |
The position below is where I played 11.Qxn10# (then blue played Qf1#)

18 rounds is an awfully long time compared to when people resign.0
That way, I've won without moving a piece (playing green and everyone else resigned)

Calling second place a loss when it in fact is a good result (better than draw in chess); I think that is a bad mindset.
I think I just completed one of the fastest free for all wins ever.
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