HELP I WANT TO BREATHE
HELP I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BREATHE

don't swallow air after breathing in spit it out like gum
I TRIED IT DOESN'T WORK! I was doing beatbox and it doesn't work

Expand your stomach and let air in from nostrils, and feel your diaphragm pressing down. To breath out, contract your stomach, and feel air going out of your mouth. This works even if your lungs are not functioning at full capacity. (Don't worry about oxygen to your brain, your blood will carry it there ;P)

Doesn't matter. If you are not breathing but alive still. Then don't breath.
If you can't breath and you are dead then it doesn't matter to the world.
And if you are dead, stay dead. People don't want useless discussion.
If you can't breath and still alive then go to a doctor. This is not medical community. This is chess.com
If you are joking then stop it because someone may report 911 to help you out. They locate you and for that lot of machinery is involved and if at the end they find that it is a hoax, then you are in deep legal trouble.
But if you really in trouble then repeat your statement that you can't breath, we will send police and med team

Doesn't matter. If you are not breathing but alive still. Then don't breath.
If you can't breath and you are dead then it doesn't matter to the world.
And if you are dead, stay dead. People don't want useless discussion.
If you can't breath and still alive then go to a doctor. This is not medical community. This is chess.com
If you are joking then stop it because someone may report 911 to help you out. They locate you and for that lot of machinery is involved and if at the end they find that it is a hoax, then you are in deep legal trouble.
But if you really in trouble then repeat your statement that you can't breath, we will send police and med team
bro u are no chill
HELP! I JUST HEARD YOU NEED TO BREATHE TO LIVE! BUT HOW DO YOU BREATHE!!! AHH! I'M ABOUT TO DIE AHH! HELP! TEACH ME HOW TO BREATHE! GIVE ME THE TUTORIAL NOW!! I WANT TO BREATHE!! I'M ABOUT TO DIE!! AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*fainted*