HELP I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BREATHE

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RisenSpirit

HELP! I JUST HEARD YOU NEED TO BREATHE TO LIVE! BUT HOW DO YOU BREATHE!!! AHH! I'M ABOUT TO DIE AHH! HELP! TEACH ME HOW TO BREATHE! GIVE ME THE TUTORIAL NOW!! I WANT TO BREATHE!! I'M ABOUT TO DIE!! AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*fainted*

RisenSpirit

HELP I WANT TO BREATHE

Xhive24

Open your mouth and nose and take air in and out

Kindthing3448

you are kidding right take a breath and make sure your belly is puffed up then blow out

PI2066

Inhale/exhale that should work.

RisenSpirit

*tries to eat air and swallows air* 

AHHH DIDN'T HELP

Kindthing3448

don't swallow air after breathing in spit it out like gum

 

XD_Phantom

Oh nooo

RisenSpirit

BUT HOW! I CAN'T SEE ANYMORE! MY BRAIN NEEDS OXYGEN

Kindthing3448

I don't now what to say

RisenSpirit
jadenxu a écrit :

don't swallow air after breathing in spit it out like gum

 

I TRIED IT DOESN'T WORK! I was doing beatbox and it doesn't work

GrassGuy001

NOOO 12 minutes without Air!!! he's probably dead :.( 

Kindthing3448

zoink

 

pAwNoNFIrEs

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SChess1248

Please don't post useless forums.

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aungkhin01

Expand your stomach and  let air in from nostrils, and feel your diaphragm pressing down.  To breath out, contract your stomach, and feel air going out of your mouth.  This works even if your lungs are not functioning at full capacity.  (Don't worry about oxygen to your brain, your blood will carry it there ;P)

sanpatkan

Doesn't matter. If you are not breathing but alive still. Then don't breath.

If you can't breath and you are dead then it doesn't matter to the world.

And if you are dead, stay dead. People don't want useless discussion.

If you can't breath and still alive then go to a doctor. This is not medical community. This is chess.com

If you are joking then stop it because someone may report 911 to help you out. They locate you and for that lot of machinery is involved and if at the end they find that it is a hoax, then you are in deep legal trouble.

But if you really in trouble then repeat your statement that you can't breath, we will send police and med team

ZarufIqbal

Bro just suck in air.

amogh_saagar
sanpatkan wrote:

Doesn't matter. If you are not breathing but alive still. Then don't breath.

If you can't breath and you are dead then it doesn't matter to the world.

And if you are dead, stay dead. People don't want useless discussion.

If you can't breath and still alive then go to a doctor. This is not medical community. This is chess.com

If you are joking then stop it because someone may report 911 to help you out. They locate you and for that lot of machinery is involved and if at the end they find that it is a hoax, then you are in deep legal trouble.

But if you really in trouble then repeat your statement that you can't breath, we will send police and med team

bro u are no chill