How can you ask a genie for immortality without actually asking for immortality or never dying?

In a humorous way. Only one wish allowed

My methods are (Use any one of them)

•I won't die before Half-life 3

•I won't die before GTA 6

•I won't die before chess 2

What are yours?

GTA 6 releases next year

or does it

Rockstar confirmed

yeah they have been conforming it for years

Wrong those were unofficial

Ok waiting to play it

i wish to die when my battery reaches 101% (tho i have a feeling one day they'll make that happen)

i wanna die when gta 99 releases

I wanna die once I eat 1000000000000000000 donuts

I would wish that any wish that I write down on a paper must come true no matter what and the genie must do it

i wish that the genie shoves an open umbrella up their butt if i am not granted infinite wishes within twenty seconds.

immortality is overrated, just ask Borges xd

I know but this forum topic is about some homourous ways to ask for immortality, just as a joke. Also, if it happened for a genie to appear, I would've never asked for immortality

I would wish that I won't die until my parents live to the age of 1000, which both assures immortality for me, but also my parents. Very genius idea fr

An inmortality like the Turritopsis Nutricula is a good way It's a good way to mock life