How to Make This Club Active

I see some ppl complaining that the club's activity is going down, so I decided to offer my two cents. Here are a couple ideas

1. Spam Threads.

This'll show what an active club you are, and if we can spam more threads, it'll showcase our technique and maybe some mods'll give us tips! Bonus points if you can reach  20,000 first! Everybody will love reading ALL of the spam threads! In case anybody wants to know the secret, it's simple. Just make a funny post, and to ensure it's seen by everybody, click post nonstop! If you rly want to go above and beyond use an autoclicker! This'll ensure that you get even  more threads done in less time, with no effort at all! (Besides the effort to get one, I'm too lazy to do it for one occasion, I don't spam often )

2. Ban All of the Trolls!

They'll just come back with illegal alts to complain, and BOOM! Instant activity, everybody's arguing, and we have active participants! Or, you know, people will just make regular threads in spite of them, and the atmosphere will improve. The  only problem is that here, the club is mostly run by the trolls, and almost nobody would have the power to kick them out. And if they were successful, there would be almost no SAs, and thus, some opportunistic people might use this as an opportunity to execute tip 1.

3. Have your owner do something. 

I don't know, maybe if he bribes chess.com to give him an award, then that'll help boost positive activity with the congratulations and the bribery tips galore.

4. Actually Talk About Puzzles?

I know, it's crazy, but maybe The Puzzle Patzersare patzers at puzzle discussion? Nah, can't be, there were a couple (basic) threads this week, we're fine. Plus hanging out is way more fun, not to mention with so many active members, we have way more at our disposal than some 'less desirable' clubs where they have been kicked out.

6. Skip Step 5

7. Make Meme Posts

Meme post FTW, not that I would spend actual effort into trolling you, right?

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More meme posts would be a great idea

We could also just wait for the summer since 99% of our members are under 12th grade

Maybe

I can imagine that, most clubs I'm in were more active in the summer.

Meme posts are always a great idea when I do them 😎

Make me owner and I could do it better 😏

If I make you admin then can you invite some people, idk who to invite anymore lol

I think I have some invite ideas

I'll create an inviter election thread sometime soon

Oh snap, forgot the most important tip of all!

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If you make me sa I will fix the Frog change his name😉

k send invites plz

Tyler can I be Sa to? I will help for the 700!

Alphaous, I saw your comment, can you consider your promotion as a peace agreement between Lightning and I

Ok I'll try lol

idk why but I think Lightning hates me for whatever reason lol

definitely not my fault lol