Ah Sheffield! Now keep an eye out for the 42 bus stop or was it 43? Balls.
Coming towards the bus station and there is a Chesterfield via Woodseats bus, won't be there when I get off. Keep your bearings now Dennis, getting off- damn I've lost them.
That bloke has a desk and uniform, I'll ask him, be posh.
"Excuse me, could you tell me where I catch the bus for Woodseats?"
"Not here, you want the ice rink, 76"
Bloody southerners, Do I look like Robin Cousins and was that the year he won a medal.
So I went to where I thought I'd seen the Chesterfield bus, I finally found a stop that mentioned Woodseats but no timetable. I waited there a while but grew paranoid when people stared as they passed. It's terrible to be sober in a foreign land.
After a while I walked to the city centre (beware the giant catterpillar). The first bus I came to I asked if he went to Woodseats "No, down there"
Three stops down another bus, with a delightful young lady driving, I got on showed my bus pass and said "Woodseats" (it was worth a try). She gave me a ticket, Hallelujah!
Did she fancy me or was this bus really going to Woodseats?
Ah Sheffield! Now keep an eye out for the 42 bus stop or was it 43? Balls.
Coming towards the bus station and there is a Chesterfield via Woodseats bus, won't be there when I get off. Keep your bearings now Dennis, getting off- damn I've lost them.
That bloke has a desk and uniform, I'll ask him, be posh.
"Excuse me, could you tell me where I catch the bus for Woodseats?"
"Not here, you want the ice rink, 76"
Bloody southerners, Do I look like Robin Cousins and was that the year he won a medal.
So I went to where I thought I'd seen the Chesterfield bus, I finally found a stop that mentioned Woodseats but no timetable. I waited there a while but grew paranoid when people stared as they passed. It's terrible to be sober in a foreign land.
After a while I walked to the city centre (beware the giant catterpillar). The first bus I came to I asked if he went to Woodseats "No, down there"
Three stops down another bus, with a delightful young lady driving, I got on showed my bus pass and said "Woodseats" (it was worth a try). She gave me a ticket, Hallelujah!
Did she fancy me or was this bus really going to Woodseats?