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Ah Sheffield! Now keep an eye out for the 42 bus stop or was it 43? Balls.

Coming towards the bus station and there is a Chesterfield via Woodseats bus, won't be there when I get off. Keep your bearings now Dennis, getting off- damn I've lost them.

That bloke has a desk and uniform, I'll ask him, be posh.

"Excuse me, could you tell me where I catch the bus for Woodseats?"

"Not here, you want the ice rink, 76"

Bloody southerners, Do I look like Robin Cousins and was that the year he won a medal.

So  I went to where I thought I'd seen the Chesterfield bus, I finally found a stop that mentioned Woodseats but no timetable. I waited there a while but grew paranoid when people stared as they passed. It's terrible to be sober  in a foreign land.

After a while I walked to the city centre (beware the giant catterpillar). The first bus I came to I asked if he went to Woodseats "No, down there"

Three stops down another bus, with a delightful young lady driving, I got on showed my bus pass and said "Woodseats" (it was worth a try). She gave me a ticket, Hallelujah!

Did she fancy me or was this bus really going to Woodseats?