Italian (white) and French (black)
If you could only play 1 opening for the rest of your chess career, what would it be?
Caro (black) and Caro (black)
that just about wants to make me throw up
Ok, how about:
Exchange Slav (white) and Exchange Slav (white)
The Lolli Attack (white) and Vukovic gambit (black), chaotic sacrificial games where I am not even worse, although obviously both openings are extremely rare and opponent most likely won't go into it.
I actually really liked lolli attack when I used to play fried liver. It's pretty good because not many people know it and it is slightly better than regular fried liver.

it can be 1 for black and 1 for white.