I'm not sharing what little chess knowledge I have with anybody

Here's my advice:

1. Never castle

3. A pawn is worth more than 3 queens, so if you can be the first to trade your queen for a pawn, you're practically guaranteed to win.

4. The king needs plenty of room to execute his most powerful attacks, so make sure he's not blocked in by pawns or other pieces.

5. Friendly fire is a real danger in chess, so be careful not to capture your own pieces. 

6. The a and h pawns are the strongest attacking pieces in your whole army, so make sure you deploy them as far down the board as you can, as soon as you can, and then commit all your pieces to supporting their attack.

Yeah I have more secrets, but that's all I can tell you for now

XD lel!! umm I strongly disagrees with lots O stuff... also where's number 2? lel

disagree*

this is basically what you mean? lel

Bacbac mad lol

Samesamesamesamesame

The reason white didn't win was because of 10. Kb5. 10. Rxa6 would have won.

2. Because the center of the board is so dangerous, the only piece that can safely occupy it is the king.

WOW! This is absolutely BRILLIANT advice! I will definitely be taking some notes.

Jk

hmm

10. You should always strive to post your knights on the key strategic squares a1, a8, h1 and h8. It's worth a big fight to secure these squares for your knights if at all possible.