Important Announcement

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Hello Puppet World Domination, I have an important Security Protocol Announcement, or SP.

As you may or may not know, I have been secretly employed by our leader Kermit to monitor our club for security reasons. Due to Duolingo’s fiendish plans, Kermit may not remember this. 

Due to our recent emergency, I have put Security Protocol ALPHA-8359.02674.51099 into action. All members of Puppet World Domination’s accounts, as well as the club’s software and databanks, have been subject to security scans round the clock for the past 24 hours. 

I have successfully put up a firewall and activated Virus Scan-2947.26289.076. 

DOOM, I apologize, but I have had to block you from all internal and important information pertaining to this club. You will not be able to access any of our record databanks or strategy databanks. I hope you realize this is for your own safety. 

Kermit, while I cannot take any executive action to protect the club against any side effects the virus may be having on you, please know we are currently using all our resources to find the solution. A prototype is currently on his way to Elmo, along with the top notch security detail BETA-408. We expect results within the next 10 to 24 hours. 

Puppet World Domination, this has been your security update. Thank you for your cooperation. 

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Ok so I should give an update. I was being obedient towards doom and acting as if he was our master. Luckily,  Doom killed the virus by spamming and being woolly. Then it turns out the virus was still inhabiting doom and he killed himself then the virus came alive again and. Something. I forget. Actually I quite literally forgot.

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Also I figured out doom was the mole when he recalled when the mole attacked him and her referee to the mole as “he” rookie mistake. Dont trust him he will easily kill you mortals

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You still seem a little confused Kermit Sir. This will be a side effect from the virus. 

We have just received updates from our scans and other resources. 

Firstly, Doom's account is still active and is currently trying to bypass our firewall and other security protocols; it is unsuccessful. Our spies indicate activity at Doom's house. We do not have eyes on him, but things indicate he may not be dead. Duo wants us to think he is dead, but he may not be. 

The prototype, along with security detail BETA-408 has reached Ren. They are working actively on an anti-virus and vaccination in a secure, secret location. 

Kermit Sir, security detail BETA-408-b should have reached you location by now and will provide 24/7 security. You are protected. 

Puppet World Domination, you will continue to be updated. Thank you for your cooperation. 

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I TEST MY NEWLY IMRPOVED VACCINE ON A INFECTED RAT AND IT WORKED 

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Our spies have just reported that they have eyes on Doom. He is not, repeat NOT, dead. 

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PREPARE TO BEING TROOPS. SURROUND DOOM AND TAKE HIM INTO TESTING. IM A BIT INTERESTED WITH HIS CELLS AND METABOLISM ALOB WITH BODY FUNCTIONS

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Actually doom is duo 

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Yeah duo was a spy from the beginning pulling the strings of puppet world demolition, made the virus, was the mole, was duo, and is trying to bypass the firewall. I wouldn’t be surprised if he hired men(or women) on the inside

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What's duo

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That’s the least of our worries. I am still having side effects from the virus. We cannot let anyone else get it. The supposed people on the inside might release more

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Duo is duolingo

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UPDATE: per Ren’s orders, we sent troops to capture Doom/Duo but they are having extreme difficulties. He has his own troops and is trying to implant the virus into our troops. 

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We might have to eradicate doom if he has more troops

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Or if most of us die

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I have prepared a 500 caliber gun so. ..

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Our troops are trying knock our gas. They hope that if they release it suddenly while putting Doom under heavy fire, Doom and his troops won’t have time to put on gas masks.

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If it doesn’t work we may have to look for other options as you said, Ren sir.

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I can easily kill doom but that is not the intention. We need to contain him. We can only kill him once he’s taken the cure. And at that point he should be normal. If we kill him, the virus will multiply. One virus will be controlling doom (which is what it seems like is happening) and another will be looking for a host. So we can’t kill him. We must contain until we have the cure.

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They evaded the knock out gas through a secret tunnel. Our troops are now pursuing them.