Important Custom Variants Club Update (April Fools’ Post)

Can you explain the conspiracy theory in the article where GS bribes you with 1-month of unlimited cookies if you be on leave today?

not me reading this on the 3rd in shock, then realizing it was posted on the 1st

lol same here but I was way later

Also the "haiku" was not a haiku.

Yes, Other Users with me GOT Rhythm, taInted Claps, Kiosks, anteateRs, omniOus Leapers, LadlEs anD cars! 

(Hint: take out all lowercase letters)

bump

estherserswithmehythmtalntedlapsiosksanteatesomniuseapersadsancars!

... what is that?

Just read uppercas letters