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Macron said: “100 years ago, American soldiers fought in France, in Belleau to defend our freedom. This oak tree (my gift to [Donald Trump]) will be a reminder at the White House of these ties that bind us.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/29/white-house-tree-trump-macron-vanished?CMP=share_btn_tw

but the tree after 3 days is missingSurprisedSealed

It brings to mind the scene with the walking tree from Chaplin's Shoulder ArmsCool

 

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The Definition of The Kilogram Is About to Change and I will lose 10 kilos in one minute happy.png

https://www.sciencealert.com/after-130-years-the-definition-of-the-kilogram-is-finally-going-to-change

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 RAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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Finns have been baffled by US President Donald Trump's comments praising the country for managing its vast forests by raking.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46256296

Traditional Irish song -  The Limerick Rake 

                                 https://youtu.be/xI9ihuGzBOc

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2 Turkeys wonder about Thanksgiving

Where are you going to spend Thanksgiving week?

    I take the family for a walk in mrs. Brocolli's gaden who is from Italy and she's vegeterian

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Captain. Ahab Bly,

history’s most notorious seaman,

commanded 100 vessels, all of which sank or ran aground.

His 2nd wreck was due to drinking Scotch.

Bly’s cabin boy had asked him how he’d like it.

Bly’s shouted reply was “On the rocks”.

Misunderstanding, the steersman obeyed.grin.png

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Every time I watch this reporter in BBC I feel the world is spinning like a pinwheelhappy.png

and I'm thinking of how funny could have been when I Imagine him taking an interview from Marlon Brando who was the coolest of allhappy.pngevil.png

just take a look and try to imagine these two togetherhappy.pnggrin.png

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  Since I got married I sleep like a baby

      I wake up every 2 hours and cry SmileLaughingSealedCool

This was one of my father's favourite happy.png

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Another of his famous jokes was to pretend that he's a great piano player, he was trying to play Scot Joplin and then he was bursting into laughs

one time I took this picture because I knew that he would turn to me laughing at the end  SmileLaughing