Jokes and Funny pictures Forum


That's really funny I can't believe it's true that this tree after 3 days is missing
Macron said: “100 years ago, American soldiers fought in France, in Belleau to defend our freedom. This oak tree (my gift to [Donald Trump]) will be a reminder at the White House of these ties that bind us.”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/29/white-house-tree-trump-macron-vanished?CMP=share_btn_tw
but the tree after 3 days is missing
It brings to mind the scene with the walking tree from Chaplin's Shoulder Arms

The Definition of The Kilogram Is About to Change and I will lose 10 kilos in one minute 
https://www.sciencealert.com/after-130-years-the-definition-of-the-kilogram-is-finally-going-to-change

RAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Finns have been baffled by US President Donald Trump's comments praising the country for managing its vast forests by raking.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46256296
Traditional Irish song - The Limerick Rake

2 Turkeys wonder about Thanksgiving
Where are you going to spend Thanksgiving week?
I take the family for a walk in mrs. Brocolli's gaden who is from Italy and she's vegeterian

Captain. Ahab Bly,
history’s most notorious seaman,
commanded 100 vessels, all of which sank or ran aground.
His 2nd wreck was due to drinking Scotch.
Bly’s cabin boy had asked him how he’d like it.
Bly’s shouted reply was “On the rocks”.
Misunderstanding, the steersman obeyed.

Every time I watch this reporter in BBC I feel the world is spinning like a pinwheel
and I'm thinking of how funny could have been when I Imagine him taking an interview from Marlon Brando who was the coolest of all
just take a look and try to imagine these two together

Since I got married I sleep like a baby
I wake up every 2 hours and cry
This was one of my father's favourite
Another of his famous jokes was to pretend that he's a great piano player, he was trying to play Scot Joplin and then he was bursting into laughs
one time I took this picture because I knew that he would turn to me laughing at the end