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A farmer had a very large farm with a nice lake. One morning decided to take a stroll up to the lake.

 When he arrived at the lake he heard voices and laughter and he saw 2 naked women playing in the water. One of the women cried out: "We're not going to get out if you do not leave."

_ Okay 

but you know,  I did not come to see you swim naked 

 I just came to feed the crocodile

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This is a true-life anecdote about Albert Einstein and his theory of relativity. After having propounded his famous theory, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by his faithful chauffeur (driver), Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the back row.

One fine day, after Einstein had finished a lecture and was coming out of the auditorium into his vehicle, Harry addressed him. He said, “Professor Einstein, I’ve heard your lecture on Relativity so many times that if I were ever given the opportunity, I would be able to deliver it to perfection myself!”

“Very well,” replied Einstein, “I’m going to Dartmouth next week. They don’t know me there. You can deliver the lecture as Einstein, and I’ll take your place as Harry!”  And so it went to be. Harry delivered the lecture without a word out of place while Einstein sat in the back row playing “chauffeur” and enjoying a snooze for a change.

Just as Harry was descending from the podium, however, one of the research assistants intercepted him and began to ask him a question on the theory of relativity, one that involved a lot of complex calculations and equations.

Harry replied to the assistant, “The answer to this question is very simple! In fact, it’s so simple that I’m going to let my chauffeur answer it!”

source: https://letterpile.com/humor/Top-30-Funny-Einstein-Jokes-15-Einstein-Jokes-about-Relativity-Absent-Minded-Lecturer-and-Confusing-Jokes

    Charlie Chaplin had invited Albert Einstein to the premiere of City Lights.

Albert jump on a train and asks the conductor; "Excuse me, does New York stop by this train?"

Then he goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll take a beer, and a beer for my friend, Heisenberg."

The bartender looks around and asks, "Is your friend here?"
"Well," says Einstein, "he is and he isn't."

Finally he meets Charlie and when they enter the place, the public cheered them both

Chaplin remarked, "They cheer me because they all understand me, and they cheer you because no one understands you.”

 Relativity elevator

 Relative winner

"The Matador Special"

A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks?

"The Matador Special, Senor," the waiter replies.

"What meat is it?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "They, are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.

"The Matador Special, senor," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects, "I had the Matador Special yesterday and it was much bigger than this."

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not always lose." 

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             "when I come I'm already gone" 

Unbelievable!  Flat Earth believer 'Mad Mike" 60years old launched himself on a rocket 580 meters high into California's sky in order to see with his own eyes if the Earth is flat

 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-26/flat-earther-mad-mike-hughes-launches-into-californian-sky/9587410

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