Jokes for the day #7

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How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut!

 What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

 How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

 How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

She starts coffin.

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