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Rayan526112
May 1, 2021
What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood bank.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Thank for reading,hope u enjoyed it
TheRisingTiger
Mar 11, 2021
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?Time to get a new clock.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?A stick.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Thanks for reading hope u enjoyed it
TheRisingTiger
Mar 9, 2021
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
What do you call two birds in love?Tweethearts!
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?She starts coffin.
Thank u for reading and enjoying the jokes,stay tuned for more
TheRisingTiger
Mar 7, 2021
What building in New York has the most stories?The public library!
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?It waves!
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!
How does the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it.
Thanks for reading,hope u enjoyed it
stay tuned for more
BlacknightsJADHJ
Mar 6, 2021
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
How do you talk to a giant?Use big words!
What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
Hope u enjoy today's jokes,stay tuned for more
wilsont0n
Mar 6, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?Hailing taxis!
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear
TheRisingTiger
Mar 4, 2021
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Thanks for reading,stay tuned for more
wilsont0n
Mar 2, 2021
Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!
What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?A coconut on vacation.
Thanks guys hope u enjoy these jokes,thats all for nowStay tuned for more
wilsont0n
Feb 28, 2021
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear?A cornfield.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Hope u guys did enjoy them,stay tuned for more
Thank you and have a nice day
TheRisingTiger
Feb 27, 2021
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