jokes for the day #9

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What did the nose say to the finger?

Quit picking on me!

 What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

 Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school.

 Where do vampires keep their money?

A blood bank.

 What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

 What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

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how do you remounce labracadabrador

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prenounce*

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labra+cadabra+dor