the Sans Man just keeps shooting lasers at austin's feet.
KOTL All Stars | Chessnerd1320 vs AustinXJet

I dodge it with one hop this time. Assuming that I can jump over the laser, if not, I slide to the right.

you can jump over the Blast, but then get slammed to the ground by San's slam down. ??? takes a heavy amount of damage.
The laser has a time that it takes to charge, so when you jump, I use my Slam Down ability to slam you back into the ground, right into the path of the laser.

Of course he can teleport
That seems to be the first example of a "combo" in KOTL All Stars.
Sure does, to bad I want to not die.

I create a bone to whack him as soon as he finishes teleporting
I block with my shield.

well, you're jumping. There's literally no fall to fall.
I mean, will it reduce the damage taken from the slam?

austin teleports away from the attack and CN sends a bone at him. The bone slams into the shield. The shield is still intact, but too many will destroy it.
I shoot another laser, at his feet this time.