KOTL All Stars | Chessnerd1320 vs AustinXJet

You duck under the long bone boi.

I shoot a laser at the Goose 

I dodge the laser with meh speed, and then become the mad hatter.

Oh, good. A larger target.

I shoot a laser at your stomach

I block with my metal hat, and then throw hats at you

I block the hats with my bones, I assume they are just normal spiked hats.

Has the map closed in yet?

I shoot a laser at Austin's legs and a long horizontal bone at his chest

It'll start closing soon.

can I block those with my giant hat?

Your giant hat isn't defensive, but your metal hats are.

I use my metal hat to block, and send a giant hat at him

You block the bone? 

Yes

And the laser 

I don't think one metal hat can block both of them and you only said one

Yeah, the laser hits I think, since you didn't dodge it

I thought it would, if not, then I slide away from the laser

legs and chest are far too far for a metal hat to defend.

So how much damage does he take?

It's a gigantic corrupted laser so I assume quite a lot.

Also, will it make it harder/slower for him to move since it hit his legs?

yes, the hit is quite powerful. He'll have the corruption affect on him and he's taken quite the hit.