KOTL All Stars | ChessPro1233 vs Typewriter44

I don't think you really can dodge. If you do dive, I stab you with my spikey hat

When you dive, you hit the ground. That gives me time to stab you.

I don't think type understands that the Mad Hatter is a ranged character.

Anyways, CP dives away but the giant hat being as giant as it is hits his legs on the way out. 

How bad was the hit? I don't even care if it's a ranged character because I can kill him like this

It's a giant hat, but with no spikes it only does moderate damage.

I still get the stab off, correct? When he blocks, I kick his nose

CP dives away, and type's pretty close to him. Just not close enough to get a stab in.

Also, CP doesn't realize that diving does not mean teleporting to the other side of the map

If I am not in stabbing range, I throw my hat at his chest and run up and kick his nose

12 hrs.

Immy attempts to sidestep while lying on his back, and dies. GG

I think getting up is implied, type.

He does not have time to get up

You don't have time to get up, so you die

CP dives and gets the hat tossed at him. He has no time to get up. CP, move from here.

When he rolls away, which he will, I still should be able to kick him

Immy, instead of making actions that will clearly not work and saying if you would die from doing them you don't do them, just make a realistic action. Please

you squirt the ink, turn into a squid, then get knocked away by the spiked hat lol

knocked away? Shouldn't it kill him?

No, Octoling Shopkeeper has more health then that. But he's quite hurt, you'll be able to finish him. 

what other thing do you do then?