KOTL All Stars | Hitthepin vs Chessnerd1320

@Hitthepin (Mad Hatter) vs @Chessnerd1320 (Music Man)

Mod: @HorribleTomato

This game is Unrated.

After 12 hours of no response, the player may call a 6 hour warning. If the player still does not respond after this time, the action goes through without response.

Standard medium size circular map w/ walls, closes in if match takes too long. Go!

This thread has been repurposed to finish a KOTL All Stars match that happened on the original thread. If you want to find the entire fight, go there. The beginning of this thread is a deathmatch tournament that has been cancelled.

Old Description:

Players will decide on weapons and map, and we shall start. Modded by me. This is part of the KOTL Deathmatch Official Tournament (Season 1), and the first game. The loser will get 5th place in the tournament, while the winner gets to advance to the next round. See pinned forum for rules.

This round will be especially interesting due to an ongoing ingame rivalry! Let's see how this goes.

I claim victory and win

You're third seed, eryxc. Far from victory and far from this game. 

I can make jokes like a chicken lays eggs. But to crack them is another story!

Which came first? The egg or the egg?

The chicken came first as found in Genesis 1, but the egg came next as a food source

I’m here. For a map, how about we pick the wonderful universe of Flatland?

A simple flatland with no end in sight? that's all well and good, but if somebody tries to run away forever i'm shrinking the map. as long as chessnerd agrees, we're good there. now, weapons. fists only, or would you prefer something like a katana/boxing glove?

I’m not exactly a fencer, but how are we meant to kill someone with just our fists?

There are many methods. Strangling, brain damage, beating to death. It's slower but it does work.

Joy. Are there any special things that are going to trigger that I should know about?

No. This is a nice, clean, equal grounds deathmatch. Based purely on skill in a 1v1 situation. The only modifications make the game not last forever. 
So, would you prefer fists or something else?

Fists sounds good to me.

No Weapon on Infinite Flatland

Now we wait for chessnerd to accept.

Sure

The rules have been set and the game will begin.

Two vessels materialize in on a world with a flat, white, ground. The sky is also white. There are no objects as far as the eye can see.

One vessel has the tag hitthepin, the other ChessNerd1320.

Win by killing the other. Begin.

/kill @a

I wave at Pin

You are not liquid enough to wave.

I nod at Pin.