KOTL All Stars | Hitthepin vs Chessnerd1320

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Doesn't he pass out after like one or two minutes?

I switch tactics to start punching his face

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Because it does take one-two minutes to punch you in the face a lot of times.

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I hold up my forearms to block the hits, then deliver a blow to the stomach. I then try to wriggle our from under you.

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I block the blow to my stomach with my own forearm and then elbow your face

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This is the weirdest battle I have witnessed and it is beautiful. I don't think I have to say anything, the battle continues as described.

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You... elbow my face? Is your elbow long enough to reach my face?

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Don't doubt the length of my elbow

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I think it is based on the situation. He's on top of you but not in a weird way, so I think it would reach. But it's about as effective as a regular punch (maybe less effective) so...

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I, uh, block the elbow then.

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You block the elbow with your other arm. 

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I hit your neck with one elbow, and then punch you in the face with my hand

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Hey guys, I think legs exist. You do that. 

if you punched people in the face with something other than your hand i'd be scared.

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I punch htp in the face with my left nostril

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you try to slam your face into pins face, which is weird.

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ChessNerd1320 wrote:

I punch htp in the face with my left nostril

NO! Nostrils! My fatal weakness!

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Block the elbow to the neck, then move my head to the side. Next, grab his ear and pull very, very hard to the side.

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You do that. 

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I shove his arm away before he can grab it, jump up, and kick him right in the face before he can do anything

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Roll away in the time he takes to jump up and get back on my feet.

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You jump up and since he's on the ground you try to stomp on his face. 

Chessnerd suffered some punches to the face but that's it.