KOTL All Stars | Hitthepin vs Chessnerd1320

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ChessNerd1320

Doesn't he pass out after like one or two minutes?

I switch tactics to start punching his face

HorribleTomato

Because it does take one-two minutes to punch you in the face a lot of times.

hitthepin

I hold up my forearms to block the hits, then deliver a blow to the stomach. I then try to wriggle our from under you.

ChessNerd1320

I block the blow to my stomach with my own forearm and then elbow your face

HorribleTomato

This is the weirdest battle I have witnessed and it is beautiful. I don't think I have to say anything, the battle continues as described.

hitthepin

You... elbow my face? Is your elbow long enough to reach my face?

ChessNerd1320

Don't doubt the length of my elbow

HorribleTomato

I think it is based on the situation. He's on top of you but not in a weird way, so I think it would reach. But it's about as effective as a regular punch (maybe less effective) so...

hitthepin

I, uh, block the elbow then.

HorribleTomato

You block the elbow with your other arm. 

ChessNerd1320

I hit your neck with one elbow, and then punch you in the face with my hand

HorribleTomato

Hey guys, I think legs exist. You do that. 

if you punched people in the face with something other than your hand i'd be scared.

ChessNerd1320

I punch htp in the face with my left nostril

HorribleTomato

you try to slam your face into pins face, which is weird.

hitthepin
ChessNerd1320 wrote:

I punch htp in the face with my left nostril

NO! Nostrils! My fatal weakness!

hitthepin

Block the elbow to the neck, then move my head to the side. Next, grab his ear and pull very, very hard to the side.

HorribleTomato

You do that. 

ChessNerd1320

I shove his arm away before he can grab it, jump up, and kick him right in the face before he can do anything

hitthepin

Roll away in the time he takes to jump up and get back on my feet.

HorribleTomato

You jump up and since he's on the ground you try to stomp on his face. 

Chessnerd suffered some punches to the face but that's it.