Life events applied to chess

Watching an older UFC fighting match, the commentator said "nice little chess match here". Out of curiosity, had to see how this match could translate to chess. I think not too far off with the Four Knights Game:
1. e4 e5
Poirier starts off aggressively, aiming to control the center and establish dominance.
2. Nf3 Nf6
Hooker responds cautiously, mirroring Poirier's moves and preparing to counterattack.
3. Nc3 Nc6
Both fighters continue to develop their positions, probing for weaknesses and positioning their pieces strategically.
4. d4 exd4
Poirier initiates a tactical exchange, seizing the opportunity to capture Hooker's pawn and gain a positional advantage.
5. Nxd4 Bb4
Hooker responds by targeting Poirier's weakened pawn structure, seeking to disrupt his opponent's plans.
6. Nxc6 bxc6
Poirier sacrifices a knight to maintain control of the center and pave the way for future attacks.
7. Bd3 d5
Hooker counters with a bold pawn advance, aiming to break open the center and create tactical opportunities.
8. exd5 cxd5
Poirier exchanges pawns, consolidating his position and preparing to launch a coordinated assault on Hooker's position.
9. O-O O-O
Both fighters castle their kings, fortifying their positions and preparing for the intense battles ahead.
10. Bg5 c6
Poirier presses forward, positioning his bishop to target Hooker's vulnerable pawn structure and create threats along the diagonal.
11. Qf3 Be7
Hooker defends his position, maneuvering his bishop to protect his pawns and maintain stability.
12. Rae1 Rb8
Poirier launches a rook maneuver, aiming to exert pressure along the b-file and threaten Hooker's pawn structure.
13. Qg3 Rb4
Hooker counters with a tactical rook move, seeking to disrupt Poirier's plans and create complications on the board.
14. h3 Rxb2
Poirier sacrifices a pawn to open lines of attack against Hooker's king and create weaknesses in his opponent's position.
15. Qh4 h6
Hooker defends resourcefully, creating an escape route for his king and preventing immediate threats from Poirier.
16. Bxh6 gxh6
Poirier sacrifices his bishop, launching a daring attack against Hooker's king and intensifying the pressure on his opponent's position.
17. Qxh6 Rb4
Hooker remains composed, countering Poirier's threats and preparing to launch a counterattack of his own.
18. Qh7#
Poirier delivers a decisive checkmate, capitalizing on Hooker's weakened position and emerging victorious after a grueling battle.