5am - Out of bed
6am - Breakfast
7am - Opens computer
8am - Finishes responding 142492184919482242422498194 bug reports
9am - Starts responding to the next 10^10^10 new reports
12pm - Closes computer - Grabs a few sandwiches for lunch
1pm - Receives email for not solving reports for 2 hours
2pm - Dozes off on the keyboard
4pm - Computer bugged with 10391030131389294481287438783857358357 reports
5pm - Gets up and sees
6pm - It's time for dinner!
7pm - "cmon man this company sucks, especially this role"
8pm - Dies of Computer sickness
8:01:01 pm - Gets termination letter
9pm - New guy comes
*may contain exaggerated content
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lol frrr: )
Lol
Oof that sucks lol
5am - Out of bed
6am - Breakfast
7am - Opens computer
8am - Finishes responding 142492184919482242422498194 bug reports
9am - Starts responding to the next 10^10^10 new reports
12pm - Closes computer - Grabs a few sandwiches for lunch
1pm - Receives email for not solving reports for 2 hours
2pm - Dozes off on the keyboard
4pm - Computer bugged with 10391030131389294481287438783857358357 reports
5pm - Gets up and sees
6pm - It's time for dinner!
7pm - "cmon man this company sucks, especially this role"
8pm - Dies of Computer sickness
8:01:01 pm - Gets termination letter
9pm - New guy comes
*may contain exaggerated content