Name 1000 Ways to die from Chess

Starting off with me

1. You rage when you lose your first game, then you hit your head in a sharp corner of a table

you are so stressed that you have a heart attack mid-game

3. Your player blundered you

youre playing in a plane, but it crashes

your opponent throws a table at u and well...

youre so focused that you dont notice an assasin behind you, and they kil you

7. A 67 Kid was playing yo and you screamed "67" too loud

you slam the board and one of the pieces gets stuck inn your throat

Yes

you move a piece, but theres a button under the square where u move the piece to, and the button activates a mechanism that pushes u off a cliff into a shark pond